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[Noam @NoamBytes]

to be clear, ik this tweet is coming from a place of immense privilege - this is by far the biggest apartment i've rented and i feel incredibly lucky but i just also think maybe cleanliness is the bare minimum the landlord could've done and he didn't 🙃

[Noam @NoamBytes]

I would really love some advice and maybe a pep talk from the me that moved into a janky ass studio apartment in college and was overjoyed because the me that just moved into a 2 bedroom that is jankier and dirtier than I expected is really struggling

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

*trying to impress a girl* I’ve actually dated several worms. Doesn’t bother me at all

[Noam @NoamBytes]

I would like to propose that the makers of Fabuloso cleaner create an accompanying drink that tastes the way the purple flavor smells

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

Please be respectful when talking about the Queen. She was a head of state, a monarch, a mother to multiple pedophiles and most importantly a devoted cousin to her husband

[Noam @NoamBytes]

I would pay so much money for the pay-per-view afterlife boxing match between Lizzie and Princess Diana

[jess @chhainsaw]

hi boss sorry im going to need the afternoon off work, yeah, you see, people are making jokes on twitter and its taking me a lot of time and effort to copy and paste the links to my various group chats and discord servers

[Elliott Canty @ElliottCanty]

well they move fast

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

trains

[Noam @NoamBytes]

@nathanmmiller It really is delightful. And the food has been incredible - there are more vegan options than some parts of SoCal 😭

[Noam @NoamBytes]

I think Philadelphia might be the most underrated city in the US? When I tell people (who have not lived here) that I'm thinking of moving here I get a range of reviews spanning from "oh, interesting... make sure you check it out really well..." to straight up shit talk 🧵

[Noam @NoamBytes]

I'm from Brooklyn - I have engaged in more than my fair share of shit talk about other places (sorry @ all of NJ, also Phoenix is still the worst place I've ever been) but this has been a truly eye opening experience and I'm so glad I got to experience this place. 🥰

[Noam @NoamBytes]

So I booked a last minute trip to make sure I liked it and it's... awesome? Like that's subjective, but it's got a lot of the things I want and look for in a city, and I'm super annoying and picky. Also such a variety of areas I can't imagine there isn't something for everyone.

[Noam @NoamBytes]

A meme inspired meal:

[Noam @NoamBytes]

My anxiety and all of the other ✨️issues✨️ I've been working on, after this:

[Noam @NoamBytes]

I worked in office for one week and I can say without a shadow of a doubt that it was quite possibly the worst thing I've done for my mental health... which is saying a LOT lol

[Noam @NoamBytes]

Like I was staying at the literal Ritz and all of my coworkers are really fucking cool but I was out of control

[Noam @NoamBytes]

@chloethegreat_ My long distance bestie 💖

[Noam @NoamBytes]

5 years of dev experience and I still panic when there are a ton of merge conflicts 😭

[Noam @NoamBytes]

spice up your relationship by role-playing as mentally stable people