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[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

200 retweets and I’ll recreate the Minecraft sandwich mod irl😂

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@tvrtkoventi Your “fans” carpet bomb each other per school tradition

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@IluvBeyonceeee Wtf lemme know if you get his coordinates, I’m there rn. Check out these statues of people getting fucked by horses

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@IluvBeyonceeee Welp guess I’m eating pancakes 😂

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

Anaheim. If you don’t win this game I’m going to stop eating food and only eat pancakes

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@IluvBeyonceeee Gonna be fucking duel. 6’-10” lean mean fighting machine Schultz vs fireballer Lugo. Can’t miss TV tonight

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@constantlyjosh Hope your recovery goes well Josh

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@benton_omarion @IluvBeyonceeee @ElChuckJR Also got the Jeff Lewis meal from McDonald’s for lunch yesterday. Delicious

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@benton_omarion @IluvBeyonceeee @ElChuckJR I’m a burn victim now

[“Le Meñacé” @IluvBeyonceeee]

When I turn 40, I’ll be the first person to wreck a flying car at the intersection of Devon and Kedzie because I’ll be too distracted looking at Thillens

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@wdthewriter Do u need my help?

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@_magmileprincss Sorry mah baby, it’s a Nola thing ⚜️❤️💙💛

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@wdthewriter No problem. Glad to know your former persona was just for the fashion. You’re actually chill asf.

Stop by my crib after work and let’s smoke some stupid midget

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@ampawlowskipoet Omg is this Chicago Nola twitter?

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@IluvBeyonceeee Actually yes l

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

2025 Kentucky Derby, I had my money on Chunk of Gold… turns out he was a chunk of dog shit.

Hey 2026, how ya doin? 🇮🇹 Horse- Chief Wallabee, trainer- William Mott, and jockey- Junior Alvarado….you have my endorsement. Let’s go kick some fuckin ass!

Who you got? ⬇️

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@wdthewriter Yea dude just keep greetings simple, make eye contact but not too long. Have a relaxed smile and keep it easy bro 🤙I try to keep a surfer like attitude. Maybe there’s a persona you can adapt too, like a milkman or firefighter

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@IluvBeyonceeee Im fucking amped twin. How many marbles you got on this shit? I got 20 bucks bro

[Mordecai Smith @Nobellicose]

@IluvBeyonceeee Hey you figure out your horsey yet?