some guy

Embracing the Dad Bod way, one burger at a time. I also play with a camera sometimes IG @Edje_Media

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

pov: you just started a new job and everyone’s using acronyms you haven’t learned yet

[Bitcoin Teddy @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."

[some guy @NoblestNobody]

The spurs music during the Knicks starting lineup intro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Have you ever stopped to think about how everything used to be created to generate peace of mind and accept those waiting periods?

[Rajvi @rajvishah30]

today someone in office said that “worrying is the worst way to use your imagination” and that’s easily the best thing Ive heard all week

[Liza @Li33aaa]

I miss this so bad. Technology lowkey in its worst era right now

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

10:30 is a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast fr.

[The Battery Avenue Booer @TrillWilsosa]

The 8-5-3 Double Play in the 2023 NLDS.

Play this at my funeral.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[the night gardener @fwfIacko]

When your niggas inherit your beef >>>

[✨🩷✨ @StompOnYoTweets]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he like “when the hell did we get Angel Reese”

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Braves series record: 15-2-1 (.861)

That's the best record through May of any team to play 12+ series since the 1939 Yankees (13-1-1).

[some guy @NoblestNobody]

In the middle of the store & I shouldn’t have trusted this fart

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

When the boomers are gone do y’all want to make 4 day workweeks / 3 day weekends permanent?

[some guy @NoblestNobody]

Food places that only let you use your birthday reward the day of your birthday, fuck you 🖕🏻

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Dawg is that Dillon Brooks playing a game of “Operation” where you have to steal the ball from SGA without being called for a foul 😭

I’M CRYING 😂😂😂

[ill logik @sodadecounty]

Not 1 wack album here, instead of appreciating this yall wanna bicker everyday and live in nostalgia