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@sappholives83 Probably have to go with the actual woman.

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@JasonKPargin Fuck it, she’s seen you at your worst and she’s up to give it a try. Go get her, chief.

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@Rangers__Nation Wait a minute, deGrom, Eovaldi & Seager all had no-trade clauses!?! And the Rangers still paid top dollar contracts on these deals? 😖

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@BigBryTV In 1970, MIT had a pretty sweet version of Spacewar…

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@Hot_Pepper76 Ooooh my baloney has a first name…

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@Hot_Pepper76 How soon is now…also Time (clock of the heart) Culture Club, Tainted Love-Softcell

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@HawkEmDownChris Dickie Thon…really got his career shut down early

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@Hot_Pepper76 She wore a yellow ribbon…

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@GamewithDave

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@beatmastermatt It’s the fastest way to legally monetize the position.

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@Fatima_30e I bet you’re great for conversation on the commute.

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@braves2430 Pineapple, sardines, tomato slices

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@Hot_Pepper76 They never perform anywhere near where I live and I have a serious weakness for their t-shirts.

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@Hot_Pepper76 Double feature. Thank me later

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@MikeMumbelz @guideforlovers A woman who thinks like this is a gift for a husband. Life will be so much simpler for both of them.

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@Stry_dah @usuallypregnant Adding in France is a strange turn. In France it has to be court ordered (so your lawyer must initiate) but it’s done for paternity/child support purposes. Refusal can be used as evidence against the one refusing.

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@deeply_ballin77 @texasrunnerDFW We see mom watering the garden and plan our approach. If she’d been watering with the hose straight out of the well in our yard…that water was refrigerated, I tell you, refrigerated!

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@SandyofCthulhu Teachers are kings and queens of this stuff. Almost all admin did the minimum 4 years of teaching it took to get their admin credentials/experience requirement and became an assistant principal because they hated teaching. As “educational leaders” they have such great insight

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@Aven8u Nah, I’m in education and if I took a “mental health day” in 2006, I’d be fired….can’t have sickos around the kids.

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@SandyofCthulhu I think if we can establish that time passes at different rates in different parts of the universe/galaxy/different traveling speeds, it means that “universal concrete natural laws” are wishful thinking.