Quis🍃

If you're gonna be an asshole, be the best asshole you can be. - Emily Alexandria Franklin

[Quis🍃 @NobodyButQuis]

If I could I would but I aint cause I can't nigga gang
#IBeatMyMeat

[Andy Wang🕊 @andysvibe]

I attract abundance easily

[y @ysuckme]

you gotta pray man… even on your best day

[SLAPPA Wrestling @Slappa_WWE]

Scary Movie 6 succeeds and suddenly 24 Jump Street is in development

Comedies are fucking back

[kordell @lledrook]

free bro ngl after 17 years they just gotta give that nigga one

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

why tornados never hit banks? blow some money out that mf

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

When you realize the Creator of the universe is way more patient with you than you are with yourself.

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Marlon and Shawn Wayans praise Anna Faris as the “White Wayans” and say she’s part of the culture after starring in so many hood classics 😭🎬👀

Then Anna said she never got any awards for it, and Shawn reminded her that not getting recognized is part of the experience when you’re down with the culture 🤣

[⚠️ @Platinum2Plaque]

@TheKatrooms Lol underrated classic

[✞ Richard ✞ @Richard_gh1]

"Sleep peacefully tonight, for God is greater than anything you will face
tomorrow."

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

We should talk about William Dafoe Green Goblin the way we talk about Heath Ledgers Joker. A generational performance

[$ @jxtsummer]

unfortunately i do find everything funny except being broke that sht ain't funny

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I will get that car. I will get the house. I will get the life I want.

[🦇🥀🖤DarknessGem🖤🥀🦇 @DarknessGemVoid]

“Scary movie 6 doesn’t even have a plot” WHEN HAS IT EVER?!🤣🤣 It’s a parody movie… that’s the plot

[Culture~ @backriz_dub]

I'm boring baby i like to smoke weed & make money.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

I reeeeeeaaaaalllllllyyyyy wanna publicly thank God for what He's doing privately.

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

Key Glock albums always deliver quality. Feel like Glock doesn’t get as much respect as he deserves bc he just drops good music and stays out of the way

[KAT @reallKAT]

I am nothing without JESUS CHRIST

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I think work should end at 3pm everyday.

[Moriö @tebogstaT]

When she thinks she’s competing with other girls but she’s actually competing with how happy I am alone.