— Odysseus.

professional fixer. nsfw warning, mdni 🔞 mvrp. fc is roman from coffin jackson

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

" 𝘕𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝙛𝙞𝙭. "

Professional hitman and fixer.
Accepts all jobs for the right price.
Heavy NSFW of all kinds here.

( like and rt! )

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@pwrtools4grrlz you know that's not fair...

i'm always gonna want more of you.

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@ALazyDayAhead That so?
Well bring your perfect ass over here already.

[‎‍ ‍‍ ‎ ‿𓏶་། ‍‍ ‍‍ ﹡ ᥱ ݂𝕒̳𝘵‎‍ ‍‍𝙼E⃣ ﹗ ‍‍ @doeichor]

⠀ /̲ ⠀ ⠀ repost repost repost… they’ll be on the timeline bcs im lazy

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@BoundToCream She doesn't even need to ask. 💕

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@ALazyDayAhead Just being honest, love.

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@BoundToCream Did he overdo it? He isn't so sure he can do... less.

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@waterbiitch " Yeah, I think I know the place you mean. Not far at all. Good. "

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@ALazyDayAhead Have you seen yourself?
I'd call myself the lucky one.

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@waterbiitch " Definitely know that all too well, heh...

Sure, my treat. "

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@waterbiitch " If it's alright with you, lead the way to yours. My place isn't exactly guest-ready at the moment. "

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@ALazyDayAhead Promise.

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@waterbiitch " I've got time right now if you do. No time like the present, as they say. "

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

" I'm sorta the same with vodka. Prefer it in a mix. "

[ᴛꜱᴜʀɪ @waterbiitch]

“Don’t mind whiskey but I usually just water it down with a soda with it.”

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

" Whatevers available, mostly. But usually prefer a whiskey. Maybe a bourbon. "

[ᴛꜱᴜʀɪ @waterbiitch]

“Wouldn’t mind that at all. How about you? What’s your drink of choice?”

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

@waterbiitch " Feelin's mutual. "

[— Odysseus. @NobodyFixes]

" Not bad. I've got a bottle or two, if you're ever in need of a drink and some company. "

[ᴛꜱᴜʀɪ @waterbiitch]

“Hmmm… so many to choose from.”

She murmurs, tilting her head,

“Nothing wrong with resetting with Vodka.”