Evil Al Yankovic

local wind-up merchant /// friendliest profile on this side of twitter

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

Enjoy your slow fruit. It’s nice and refreshing.

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

Goodbye playas. Best of luck. I might be back. But for now I’m signing off. Love you ❤️

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

Business man

[Haywood Jablome @JoshTorresFDU]

Accidentally wrote a country song today. So I had to throw the hat on. Laying some lead layers down. Vocals & Live drums tomorrow. Lmao

[Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) @realonlineboy]

There is only one powerful, ancient tool that can stop this menace

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

Hey everyone I’m getting married tomorrow. I love you. I’ll tweet tomorrow but I’m leaving for a hiatus. Retweet my shit still tho

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

@stavvybaby WHERE IS SAM

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

@AlanBarzinji_ Needs a steak right now.

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

@jimmyperry0621 In death grips. My final scream.

[Rilla🇺🇸 @Finalbossjimmy]

Recreating the sound of a mummy’s voice, science is amazing! 🤔🧐

[NEET_Galahad @NEET_Galahad]

@ObamaChemtrail Kill and die for warlord Rochefort

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

@ObamaChemtrail Left

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

@etherbeers You eat well. Just got a sous vide. Any tips?

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

Who listens to Nardo wick ?

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

Okay, here's the deal. I have a sealed bottle of Heinz EZ Squirt "Mystery Color" Ketchup from 2002. Possibilities are Passion Pink, Awesome Orange and Totally Teal. I'm willing to show you what color is inside, but it'll cost you. 5000 retweets, and I'll crack this sucker open.

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

I’m deleting twitter on Tuesday. But I will live tweet my wedding. Love you all ❤️

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

@sinecuris Anyone know where to purchase?

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

@sinecuris How much

[Hector Sanchez @hecsanchez22]

Let’s burn some meat

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

@BootednTooted Why

[Evil Al Yankovic @NobodyNothersom]

@GaydolfJizzler Sick of this cunt