Nobody Says These

The username says it all. I'm here to give you the funniest tweets on Twitter every hour or less. Enjoy!

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Miley Cyrus's ass >>>

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I hope my daughter marries a black guy

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Follow @leahhalligan she farts in people's breakfasts

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Nah, I'll wipe my ass later

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Miley Cyrus's new haircut is so nice!

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Shout out @fishboul_4 he's the gayest person you'll ever talk to.

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I eat peanut butter with no drink

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Can I borrow your tooth brush

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iPhone chargers are too long

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I always wanted to fuck Martha Stewart

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I am back with vengeance mother fuck

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I like to dip socks in my ramen noodles

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Women are so good at driving

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Let's watch Seinfeld

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I wish black girls were louder.

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Hangovers rock !

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I love when it's quiet in class and my stomach makes that dying whale noise

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I hope my mom follows me

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Black people can't jump

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All my teachers are nice