Nobody_Notme5

Old and Grumpy. Expert on assorted stuff just because I say so.

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

This still makes me laugh like a demented loon. Forgive me Father

[Teddybearisms @teddybearisms]

gumping it...

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

🤨 What kind of a question is that‽ 🙄👋🏻

[Teddybearisms @teddybearisms]

I'm just going to place this here, and let you guys figure it out. I have not yet.

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@DPetulance Philadelphia? There will soon be police footage of the stupidest pursuit ever.

[Divine Petulance @DPetulance]

A Stream On A Monday. Wherein there are birthdays and nonsense. https://t.co/Lwv65lRlrT

[Bran-Ridire @Bran_Ridire]

Hi, hello, how are you?

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@Bran_Ridire You misspelled stewpedd

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@Bran_Ridire @braves2430 Mom Loaf.
Oops. Meatloaf

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@Kefki2 @BuhLooZeR A backpack driver.

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@topdogdlw The happiest of Happy Anniversaries to Yourself and the Mrs.

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@SoggySoup13 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@SoggySoup13 The worst part of this is that the sign is believable.
Looking at you, California.

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@DPetulance She must really hate the 4th of July. All that grilled deliciousness. Wonder if she's a vegetarian?

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@T_L_Gardner I know so many places for that sign.

[Teddybearisms @teddybearisms]

So, this is what the emotion of envy feels like....

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@BeccaFehrle They rob while we're in the gas station.

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@ManicTheIdiot She wants a sexual tyrannosaurus?

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@teddybearisms Perfect for the guest bedroom.

[Nobody_Notme5 @Nobody_Notme5]

@DPetulance Something vexing you today?