Pittsburgh Pirates officially promote Connor Griffin and designate IF Emmanuel Valdez for assignment.
Griffin, who will wear No. 6, becomes the first teenager to make his debut with the Pirates since Aramis Ramirez on May 26, 1998.
His new contract becomes official this weekend.
The crazy thing about this is he is probably more likely to get punished by the NHL for this post than than the offending player is for causing the damage (which we already know is zero punishment).