Nobody home

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

Still one of the best AFL comedy bits ever made

[Paul Montgomery @m0nty]

Terrible for @PAFC if the season starts six weeks late, they could be 0-6 before everyone else even plays https://t.co/XGEuEWcbhR

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

@PossiblyGeorge @UncleDuffman @MattThompson You need to read this: https://t.co/jb76dzGS4l

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

@PossiblyGeorge @UncleDuffman @MattThompson Your graph ended three weeks ago...

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

Fuck this guy.

[Anna Henderson @annajhenderson]

BREAKING: The Prime Minister has cancelled his attendance at the NRL game tomorrow night - due to the possibility it will be misrepresented #coronavirus

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

Fev gets it

[Brendan Fevola @BrendanFevola25]

Gatherings of 500 people cancelled?? Schools have more students then 500, work places have more then 500 workers so they are done?? #ScottyFromMarketting

[Tom Steinfort @tomsteinfort]

My house is on fire. I’m going to put it out on Monday, got a few things on this weekend

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

Absolutely insane. Don't forget this when it's out of control.

[Barrie Cassidy @barriecassidy]

So the PM is going g to the football in the meantime. What an example to set for the nation. Safe now. Dangerous Monday. Bizarre.

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

Nailed it.

[Whateley @WhateleySEN]

If you missed Gerard's opening monologue, catch up here:

https://t.co/ew0MiqCzAv

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

Rudy Gobert is a fucking moron

[Jesse Lehrich @JesseLehrich]

MONDAY: Rudy Gobert, mocking coronavirus precautions, touches every mic at his media avail.

TONIGHT: Gobert tests positive; entire NBA season suspended.

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

Even for an IPA nuffie this is something

[Evan Mulholland MP @evmulholland]

This is a disgrace. Daniel Andrews is conscripting every citizen to become an unpaid rubbish sorter #springst

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

Ashton Agar somehow picked in another Aus T20 squad after this in #BBL09:
- 67th best bowling avg
- 70th best economy rate
- 40th for wkts
- 63rd for bowling s/r
- 90th for batting avg
- 102nd for batting strike rate
- 69th for most runs

🤷‍♂️

[bloodbath & beyond @stephiewashere]

MAKE THIS GO VIRAL. Hundreds of koalas slaughtered during the logging of bluegum plantation near Portland. Company is #southwestfibre, a joint venture between #midway and #mitsui. This is absolutely unacceptable. #australianbushfires @abcnews

[Ghost of PJK @GhostOfPJK]

Hey #ScottyFromMarketing, have you noticed yet how some leaders find their moment, and grow. Others are discovered by a moment...and shrink to nothing. #auspol

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

Ashton Agar follows his 4,2,2,8,14,8 and 1* in the Big Bash with a swashbuckling 11 from 13 at the death. He's got pictures on someone. #INDvAUS

[Cathy Freeman @CathyFreeman]

RIP Maurie Plant. If you were lucky enough to know him, his presence, personality and charm just sucked you right in. The mark you made in my life both as an athlete & as a friend was extraordinary. I love you, Maurice, and will miss you terribly. You’ll be forever in our hearts.

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

@CommishJC @OllyWrites @LegKickTKO @KevinBartlett29 Jingos!

[Nobody home @Nobodyh30091663]

@bencjenkins Makes you think @CommishJC

[Carrick Ryan @realCarrickRyan]

The qualifications of Australia's most well known climate change deniers:

Craig Kelly: Yr 12
Rowan Dean: Yr 12
Kerry-anne Kennerley: Yr 12
Piers Ackerman: Yr 10
Andrew Bolt: Yr 12
Alan Jones: Arts Degree
Prue Macsween: Dip in Advertising.

Think about this.