The Anonymous Comic

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[The Anonymous Comic @Nobodyknowsme49]

Delta canceled my Aeromexico flight without notifying me. Now holiday fares are more than double, and the $442 credit doesn’t cover even half. Customer service waived the change fee, but I’m asking Delta to do more since I was never notified. #delta #Gaza #abc #cbs #nbc

[The Anonymous Comic @Nobodyknowsme49]

@Delta Delta canceled my Aeromexico flight without notifying me. Now holiday fares are more than double, and the $442 credit doesn’t cover even half. Customer service waived the change fee, but I’m asking Delta to do more since I was never notified. #abc #NBC #Gaza #cbs

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When all of your emails are solicitations or advertisements you know you’re a 74-year-old single. #GrabFoodHotDealsxJASPER #DELTARUNE #thomaskong

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How does sports journalist @JonConahan keep a job. He tells a lie on every one of his article headlines in order to get readers to read his articles. I guess with only 390 followers on X you have to do that.

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The age limit for a president should be 70.

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@TheRichFromCali Yeah, but that ain’t gonna happen

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Memphis grizzlies shooting three pointers against OKC: #nba #

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Trump: i’m not gonna pause the tariffs don’t ask me anymore. This is the way it’s gonna be , be cool. Oh shit! the stock markets crashing. OK we’re going to have a 90 day pause. #stockmarketcrash

[The Anonymous Comic @Nobodyknowsme49]

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Stock market highlights: S&P 500 soars 9.5% after Trump limits some tariffs: Trump is like a two-year-old being put in a driver seat of a car for the first time and he starts pushing all the buttons. #SEVENTEEN #LaCasaDeLosFamososCol

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Stock market highlights: S&P 500 soars 9.5% after Trump limits some tariffs. #stocks #stockmarketcrash

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Former Jets QB Aaron Rodgers gets $35 million contract update: the worst football teams have the worst colors and the worst uniforms. https://t.co/VB2KajeVGn

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Trump administration fires senior Navy female officer at NATO. She appeared on a 'woke' list: translation: another female speaks her mind gets axed. https://t.co/1roHEp6ypx

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Trade wars, stock market plunge; are you tired of winning yet? #stockmarketcrash

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[The Anonymous Comic @Nobodyknowsme49]

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