Patrick Wells

I invented jenga and love bananas.

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

DC just dropped a collection of free NFTs for DC FanDome. I got Nubia, Wonder Woman. To get your free NFT, register for DC's FanDome event at https://t.co/Ac2ZNRPiDj #DCComicsNFT #DCFanDome

[Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog]

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@LexingtonLegend Chuckie Jones owes us a round of Chick-Fil-A

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If you went to the doctor and the doctor said "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!", you have a crazy doctor.

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

MTV Personality "Big Black" has been talking trash about UK fans and wants to smack one of them tonight in Lexington http://t.co/B8YivCQcfo

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@ZiggyPotterdust (in Mortal Kombat voice) Finish him!!

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

Mexican bar...is awesome #1stsundayfunday http://t.co/qpAxInWCJJ

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@HeftyleftyUk http://t.co/Rza914kjlm

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Los Angeles On High Alert As LAPD Back On Regular Duty http://t.co/CavGmPRX

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@annaschmidt @ziggypotterdust Are a bunch of Grey's Anatomy-watchin' fools!

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@HeftyleftyUk I don't think I've seen you at the spring practices in quite awhile #WhenMikeKickedAFieldGoal

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@ZiggyPotterdust @annaschmidt RT “2013 can stop trying. The greatest local news interview of the year is already here http://t.co/qBHcwMeR”

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@DrewFranklinKSR Edit: a guy named Bambi

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@HeftyleftyUk You love that shit...

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@KySportsRadio @DrewFranklinKSR I'm at 4th Street Live...reminds me why we hate Louisville

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@realseanhobson #GetADog

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@Bewell3 @ziggypotterdust @annaschmidt Don't need it - already in the righteous beard club

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@ZiggyPotterdust No more cats in the shire RT https://t.co/yHxSJ7p5

[Slate @Slate]

Cats are evil and New Zealand is right to consider banning them: http://t.co/3oGG1buW #slatepitches

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

#nomotivation

[Patrick Wells @NoceDK]

@ziggypotterdust Note to self: Remember to drink http://t.co/xXeFXC3I