HELP: We are seeking the pubics assistance locating this man that dispensed a fountain Busch Light without providing ID this morning. When confronted, he threw a $5 bill at our cashier and ran out the door.
Even if your child is doing your beer run for you, it is still required for them to show your ID to an employee. If located, please notify us so we can give him back his $2.00 in change.
Our Cashier Colby was driving to work and noticed our competitor Sta-Lo lowered their gas prices by 3 cents overnight in a direct attack on our community, so he entered their store to discuss the local market rate.
Colby found Manager Nick crying and after a brief physical discussion, Nick agreed to keep Sta-Lo's gas permanently 5 cents higher than ours. He also offered to pay for all damages his store caused to Colby's 1997 Honda Civic. We are glad this situation was resolved amicably.
HERO: Our Blind Employee Donny smelled an Iranian Drone flying over our airspace and began indiscriminately firing his company issued 9mm until the buzzing noise stopped, saving our truck stop from certain destruction.
The local Iranian Caucasian boy responsible was imprisoned after attempting to retrieve the aerial weapon. We appreciate Donny's effort to stop terrorism from destroying our little truck stop