Neko Daggo

BIP 69 & BIP 420 author, liquidity pool swimmer, Retardio in cognito

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| BREAKING: Speed just met Zlatan Ibrahimović and Thierry Henry and immediately got roasted by Zlatan for wearing a Nigerian shirt with a USA jersey 😭😭😭

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Every reply today is just this

[naiive @naiivememe]

Trump: Iran is dying to make this deal done.

Me: it's been 26 times this year, Donald.

[ClaudeDevs @ClaudeDevs]

As a result of a US government directive, we are suspending access to Claude Fable 5 for all users. You can continue to use all other Claude models.

Here’s what this means for you:

Across Claude products, new sessions will run on your selected default model or Opus 4.8, and existing Fable 5 sessions will end with an error.

On the Claude Platform, requests to Fable 5 will also return an error. Please update your integrations to other Claude models.

We know this is a disruption to your workflows; we appreciate your patience and support.

[Speedy HQ @IShowSpeedHQ]

🚨| BREAKING: Zlatan Ibrahimović just KICKED Speed off FOX Sports after he said Portugal will win the World Cup 😭💀

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Guys making $30k a year when you say that becoming a trillionaire shouldn’t exist

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

THIS IS THE MOST PROFITABLE BITCOIN STRATEGY EVER. 🤯

Buy during the US Midterms.

Sell in the bull market years after.

The track record:
2010 Midterms: +273,924%
2014 Midterms: +7,574%
2018 Midterms: +2,088%
2022 Midterms: +689%

4 for 4. Never failed for $BTC.

You already know what to do now.

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

He adopted her from a third world shit hole, allowed her every possible privilege in life and this is the thanks he gets.

There is a lesson in this.

[Shilpak. @ugach_kahitarii]

Mandatory pre-FIFA World Cup posting 😂

[Dona Lúcia @DonaLuciaHexa]

O dia que mexicanos foram para a porta da embaixada da Coreia do Sul para comemorar a classificação na Copa do Mundo

Em 2018, o México precisava de uma vitória da Coreia do Sul (já eliminada) sobre a Alemanha para se classificar

Coreia do Sul venceu a Alemanha por 2 a 0 e com os dois gols nos acréscimos

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

South Korea’s manager in the locker room during half time

[Alansito🎈 @Nini1924476]

*no puedes celebrar un gol que no es tu selección*

Yo cuando Irán elimine a Estados Unidos del mundial con un bombazo desde fuera del área:

[Anya @nottcomplaining]

PoV: you made a small error at work

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

there’s more freedom in north korea than america

[Frey @saymynamenomore]

on my way back from work

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Americans when they realise the shootout in World Cup games is about shooting penalties, not people…

[naiive @naiivememe]

Trump closing a deal with Iran like :

[erik ꕤ⋆˚꩜｡ @twinkwredhair]

thread of all my drooling cat pics (so far)

[Han Shawnity 🇺🇸 @HanShawnity]

"The Iranians are signing a deal any minute now" - Trump in 2039.