Nodez

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[Nodez @Nodez_72]

Just because he's you mother's husband doesn't mean he's your father!

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@he_is_ola001 Nah

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

Dead? Pish posh. What's death? It's just a process, right?

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@Mkuruweng_ Who?

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

Family is important, but healthy boundaries are important too. Loving people doesn't mean accepting every behaviour from them.

[~Munga Goon~ @Goonfifteen]

Hizo Bookmarks najua mnategea that one day very patiently

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

If your workplace only remembers your value when you threaten to leave, pay attention. Appreciation should not require a resignation letter.

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

@Adele_lide Great day

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

Up and thankful. Good morning, friends of Nodez.

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

@timYoungke 😂😂

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

A recent study found out that people in Nepal don't bath due to cold!

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

@huko9m Sure

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

Never make your parents feel like they have to compete with strangers on the internet for your attention.

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

@bojackversion Wasamehe tu

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

Sometimes, I fail to understand the reasoning of some teachers! Back in high school, the finance office operated under a strict rule: a zero fee balance before the exams. One of my classmate had a fee balance of Ksh 381. He was sent home...

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

@YaGal_Eunndrio Cool

[Nodez @Nodez_72]

@onyango_bright 😂💀

[MUFASA 👑 @Alright_Gold_]

Good Morning Everyone 🌞
Day 13 of consistent daily workouts.
Spot the difference 😁😁 My Belly fat has reduced drastically.

How many more days before I get my 6packs?

[Josh🧢 @Cleanjoh]

Tinubu will be coming down to Akure today for campaign.
I can't count the amount of police, soldiers and other forces that are on the high way waiting already.

[Josh🧢 @Cleanjoh]

Very early breakfast 🤤

[Butcher🐐 @MOB_gathinji]

Tunajua ni maembe unataka

[Sage @Colly1026]

Na Bado size ilikuwa inaletwa kubwa😂

[Guok @Orwmandazi]

Let me enlighten you kidogo sis

Pork meat is the only stuff that never stops rotting

And no amount of heat or cold can killed the parasite inside the pork meat

Because those parasites are always protected by cyst and are only released when inside a favourable temperature that is your stomach

So just continue partaking in pork meat

[1958 @kevinmogoi5]

Honestly, I feel like sifuna should stop associating himself with Gachagua. Gachagua is sabotaging sifuna from within but Rais wetu ni kama haoni;!