Noel Beacher

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@ministryoftest Cost of kit if it’s a small company, you then resort to emulators which isn’t ideal.

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@ministryoftest Customer is happy to sign off

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@ministryoftest We test so that we go-live with zero defects

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@ministryoftest When the PM says let’s just quickly test this fix and put it in...we will give you a day to come up with scenarios, build data and execute

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@sportbible Quality for @NUFC

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

OFFICIAL: Yohan Cabaye has retired from professional football.

Baller 🔥

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@rob9massive Great news.

[rob ablewhite🇪🇺 - @rob9massive]

Can't thank everyone enough for all of their kind words and well wishes

Rebecca is stable following her ordeal today and is 🤞on the long road to recovery.

Not out of the woods yet but a huge thank you also to the unbelievable people at the NHS.

Literally miracle workers ❤️

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@GaryLineker Big Rom

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@BroadcastMoose @ChelseaFC Shocking

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@GolfClubWanker @TigerWoods Where can I see it?

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@yollysaurus @MiltMonster @Ross_Barny @AJMK39 Sorry...I’m not disagreeing with you. These aren’t my views, I am stating what others may say.

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@MiltMonster @Ross_Barny @AJMK39 And if he voted to raise these things people would have been saying, well that’s not fair on the taxpayer who are also people. The guy can’t win. We need to look at things in context.

[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@ratemyplatenow Batter

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[Noel Beacher @NoelBeacher]

@TyraEarl @ministryoftest Agree with all of your points...very well made

[Tyra Sconza @TyraEarl]

@ministryoftest - That manual testing should be 100% replaced by automated testing.
- Testing should only be done by QA.
- Testing is the least important step in a release. (Some companies don't put any focus into QA, it shows.)
- Testing will find every issue/bug, every time.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Never had a reaction to any interview clip quite like this one.