SlimeRancherNoel🐀

24, he/him
starbucks barista

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

This is 40% of the current electricity supply for the ENTIRE USA.

[𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊🐈‍⬛™️ @bunnny_g1rl]

JD Vance saw this video and it changed his life

[maple @MaplePeache]

for people who aren’t involved in Pokemon this is like waking up and discovering your local Mayor has been replaced by Zohran Mamdani

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

WB: "okay people are really pissed at that AI dog podcast thing, we better be more careful with how we market this movie"

Their Brazil department: "ANNE HATHAWAY GOT IMPREGNATED BY A DINOSAUR"

[gus t.t. showbiz @dotemylove]

yo i was SHOCKED when i found out people i knew were partying and drinking and having sex in high school i had no idea. it wasn't on my radar at all i was too busy watching doctor who

[skipppppy 🍉//COMMS OPEN!! @skipppppy_art]

Me with that youtube shorts sitcom about a restaurant where all the characters are just one guy in different wigs

[Elara | 🎸🤘 ⌞VAIFU⌝ @ElaraVtuber]

*stares intently*

t..o..u..c…h…
G..r…a-

BRUH I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOME HIDDEN LORE OR SOMETHING 💀

[issy wee woo 🌸 @songbvrd]

I’m convinced Tom holland has so many haters bc his sheer existence disproves all of the red pill bullshit they peddle. Like yeah, he’s a 5’8 ballerina who got his start on Broadway, speaks openly about addiction and mental health, treats all the women around him respectfully etc

[lily🪷 @LilyPichu]

it’s so cursed

[Magic The Noah @MagicTheNoah]

I put a lot of work into figuring out what title and thumbnail can tell the story of my video the best. I really try to make them as creative and enticing I can. Then I make one that just says bear with a big red arrow and it significant outperforms those.

[Julie ⚢ 🔆 @homoefrotic]

i feel so maternal towards pickle girl :( i hope she can be happy forever

[Leviathing ⏳👁️‍🗨️ @Leviathingtwt]

I did it.
Watch your ears btw.
Like no joke.

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

Most serial killers started by harming small animals, then killing bigger animals and eventually humans. Glad she nipped that in the bud.

[Dwanko🐊 @Dwanko3]

"solo son legos, como puede ser peor-"
👁👁

[💀AmeLilith🏳️‍⚧️ @YuiMakinami]

💀: "I'm going to use save states, I have dance lessons and taxes to pay. I'm an adult."

she really gets it

#calliolive

[DeliciousJames @DeliciousJames_]

My cousin had a baby, I hope she likes the card I made for her

[Mrs. Gore @MrsGoresDiary]

I just really knocked my six-year-old’s socks off tonight by making a near vat of corn on the cob, and I didn’t even snap them in half this time. Just big ones, all you can eat!!

After his second cob, he walked over to me and put his corn-drenched hands on my cheeks, pressing in with feeling, and stared straight into my eyes, mere inches from my face.

“Look at me,” he said, lips glistening with butter. “You are the best. mom. ever.”

I’m slathered. With love and corn on the cob.