Noel Ashby

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@talkSPORT Ask where the f##k is sepp blatter for inviting a pub team, from a country in the dark ages? Bet he's supping a pina colada on a sunny beach thinking, 'yep, this is the life!'

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@richardosman Suitcase full of money for sepp! Bet he has his feet up on a beach somewhere! Cocktail in hand! Thinking 'your all suckers! I earned my money' what a cunt. A pub team could have played better

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@xxxRiley @JeshbyJesh Love of my life! Wish you were tucked up in my bed! Except for your music taste. Rock n roll all the way!

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@Kathrynsexy2 Fake boobs! When will women learn! Fake is not best. Being real and standing together is better. Bet you can't stand a ugly bloke looking at your rack? So don't put them on display, for all to see!

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@GaryLineker @BBCOne Sepp blatter has a lot to answer for to allow this team to play in the world cup, let alone host it! Bet he's enjoying his bribe

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@Tyson_Fury help please

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@robjohnno Steve Gerrard Gerrard, he slipped on his fucking arse! Gave it to djemba ba! Steve Gerrard Gerrard

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@VinnieoDowd Tossers

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@BetSidOfficial @mike__bassett Zola easy question

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@rvirr82 Kloppidge time!

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

Anybody got any dating tips?

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The Hero of Baku became a Blue on this day one year ago! 💚

The rest, as they say, is history... 🏆

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@robjohnno I will!

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@Studio4_photo https://t.co/KKzkEL4WCk

[Gaming Memories @GreenScreenDays]

Delta Force was awesome!

One of the most underrated first person shooters.

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@rvirr82 It's not. Thinking Swindon, but think they were a bit later, 94 era

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@rvirr82 Trying to think of shit teams now.... Leeds? Ha

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@rvirr82 Oldham

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@rvirr82 Wimbledon? Trying not to cheat and use Google. Think I might have to! Memory isn't what it used to be!

[Noel Ashby @Noelashby69]

@rvirr82 Sheff u? Blackburn?

[Eden Hazard @hazardeden10]

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