art vandelay

professional cynic

[Alana Mastrangelo-Wrask @ARmastrangelo]

I can’t believe @TheoVon just said “cocaine will turn you into a damn owl, homie, you'll be out on your own porch, you'll be your own street lamp” to a literal President of the United States 🤣

[art vandelay @NoelktheGeno]

idk why but my favorite place to hit the penjamin is lowes

[lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby]

thinking about my high school chemistry teacher who was clearly an alcoholic and said “shits cashed” every time a dry erase marker ran out of ink

[doctor worm football mode @awaitingtrial]

She’s a 4 but she score and 7 years ago

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @deadhandjesus]

Lana del Rey looks like a buffalo wild wings waitress I'm afraid

[art vandelay @NoelktheGeno]

@Asupahstar i need the video

[‎ً @hourlyspears]

britney spears x chrome hearts, 2003

[art vandelay @NoelktheGeno]

@SticNanfield this ruined my night

[art vandelay @NoelktheGeno]

absolutely hate sunny days

[inefficient rhubarb snackowski @snackowska]

yes let’s debate whether it’s better to have one hour of sunlight on the way to work or on the way home from work rather than question whether the workday should be so long as to take up all the sunlight on a winter’s day

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

one day I post 10 stories and the next I disappear for 2 months

[art vandelay @NoelktheGeno]

@SticNanfield Yes, pre-dill, that’s crucial.

[art vandelay @NoelktheGeno]

courage the cowardly dog is one of my all time favorite shows

[art vandelay @NoelktheGeno]

fucking fuuuuuck!!!

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

Mitch you bruised frog necked rotten ass sour patch bitch, retire

[art vandelay @NoelktheGeno]

@lbaiiill__x Been wanting to start it

[art vandelay @NoelktheGeno]

@lbaiiill__x they absolutely taste different