Noelle

I'm Noelle, proud pilot of the Albiore II! Buckle your seats, folks; we're taking off! (Proud member of the Aurion Clan 2k14 ALL HAIL THE MASTER RACE)

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

#wwyd if a random voice suddenly shouted out at you and told you to touch someone's butt? No reason, just bein' totally crazy here.

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

@FabKing_Richard Where would one apply for a license to kill? I'm asking for... a friend. Yes. A friend...

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

So I have a confession to make.

I don't actually have a pilot's license.

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

Why is it called Abyss when the plot has nothing to do with chasms or holes. https://t.co/PfuOl5aK0I

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

Also, Lloyd picked up Genis and started spinning him around. The two had great laughs and fun, until Genis threw up. #prettysurethisiscanon

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

So Zelos and Sheena have made out in front of the kids like 3 times. Strangely enough, this is usually initiated by Sheena. Who knew?!

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

@Actual_Kratos Cool! Using cheats, I was able to get all 9 companions. I'm considering marrying some of them to each other, but eh.

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

Did I ever mention I've been getting the ToS cast to all live in a big mansion on the Sims 2? I should do the ToTA cast once I'm done...

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

@Actual_Lloyd That's cause in the law of video-game universe, "fight me" means "we get to be friends if I win." And since you're the hero...

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

I should totally just take over the world with a giant army of mecha-bots... #hahajustkiddingnothingwouldevergetdone

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

"Warning: Do not operate heavy machinery while taking this medication..." *looks out window of the Albiore*

"Shit." #higherthantheclouds

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

They say don't drink and drive... but because I'm the only girl in the world with an airship I can drink and FLY all I want #fuckthepolice

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

So I hear Jade was recently able to skip dimensions and beat up some kids. Somehow none of this is surprising.

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

@FabKing_Richard Doesn't matter, had sandwiches.

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

@pimpplango Those plastic girls finally starting to bore you, eh?

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

...what do you mean i can't park the alibiore on top of the malkuth palace #idowhatiwant

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

@Actual_Lloyd @Fontech_Freak OOOOHHHH YEAAAAAHHHHH *breaks wall with giant mecha*

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

@Fontech_Freak We should all have a party, play Pictionary and Twister.

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

@Fontech_Freak @Ultra_Gorgeous Lemme guess, Dist again?

[Noelle @NoelleBaines]

@Actual_Lloyd I'll say... You guys probably already saved the world again like 3 times over by now!