Noelle

My brain likes to make me think of random things, so every time I think of something unrelated to my current conversation I post it here instead of saying it

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@tufdave "I didnt wanna be an asshole, so instead I handed her a blatantly fake rose and told her id come back when it died. Shes DEFINETLY not gonna notice the fact that the rose both looks and feels plastic and doesnt even smell like anything." Fuck you.

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@vverabat If your friends jumped ON a cliff, would you do it too?

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@Flawless_Cowboi

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@Khonni_VA @trvipppy What could that possibly change

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@jingercookiee I played the last 4 and im actually very very excited for the new one they announced. Kirby is one of my favorite series. (And a new metroid too, hell yeah.)

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@DrFerociou46817

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@BlessedCarbon Everything has potential energy dude.

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@Risen_SzN This is the plot of the 7 deadly sins anime

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@ParalysingDread My personal thoughts was that the copies were copying the golden ratio. So if you just let it keep copying, itd spiral

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@rodentcooker @sobskull100 Yeah but just on the other head

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@htsssebb5543 @AntiquarianMuse The crimes themselves are the injustice. Stop being a sheep and learn how to do your own critical thinking please. Put yourself in other peoples shoes. Stop thinking youre better than others because nothing inherently makes you better.

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

@Alexander_bucee @cloudyweatheryy Smaller mouth, smaller hands.

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

"Alright time to crush up some tomatoes for our sauce"

Jump cut to a tomato on the sidewalk outside exploding because I put a firecracker in it

[Noelle @NoelleDaKitty]

The reason people who fall from great heights don't damage the ground that much is because our terminal velocity isn't high enough for that. But superheros always land with like a big explosion, and I wonder if thats because their muscle density increases their terminal velocity.