NoelAroundTheWorld

As I take my High Flying Birds on tour, some arse has decided to take quotes. This included. For the record, I have always said All Around The World is shit

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Sugarman, as I call him, asked me if I'd do the celeb apprentice TV show, I said NOOO WAY. Ask Gem, he'll do anything #TheApprentice #Oasis

[NME @NME]

Shane MacGowan shows off brand new set of teeth after undergoing 'Everest of dentistry' https://t.co/IWV2zpmLFB

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Oh god, this awful #TheApprenticeFinalTonight #TheApprentice

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Had to stop following Donald Trump, not because of his views, just couldn't handle the smell #trumpfacts #DonaldTrump #foxnewsfacts

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Celtic fans react after losing to Molde. https://t.co/jluuEa9PfR

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

@NME how many times did she say 'ooh isn't soft'- I bet plenty. Atrocious

[NME @NME]

The Weeknd says drunk Taylor Swift wouldn't stop stroking his hair https://t.co/y9CLS1bi5r

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Is that Hugo fella going to admit he's gay? Gave it away when he talked to the crew didn't he #firstdates #channel4

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

I've just realised Petr Cech is from the Czech Republic. How funny is that?!? I laughed so hard I had to sit down for a bit.

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Do Americans ever get annoyed by their own voice? #didntask #americans

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Think my borrowed towel has seen a few arses in its time #towels #football #worldcup

[XFM Manchester @XfmManchester]

BIG NEWS... Bowl cuts are back in fashion. Reckon @therealboon and @NoelGallagher should rock this style again?

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Desperately need a goal?

Brendan Rodgers is bringing Glen Johnson on.

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Nailed the @Karrimor shoot. Got Gem on the case with the SLR. Hope you're happy @MoneyMikeAshley #NoelGallagher

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Just been teaching Jesus Navas a way of remembering if the clocks go forward or back so he will never forget again.

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Fray Bentos is a place in Uruguay not actually a person. True story. I can afford #TasteTheDifference now but still, pies a pie

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Yeah @KateMoss and @NaomiCampbell are real mates. They come over and we eat pasta. They don't take things that seriously these days

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Just on route to #Patagonia in Chile for the @karrimor clothing shoot. @MoneyMikeAshley, gonna need more tickets for this, weather is shit

[NoelAroundTheWorld @NoelsTravels]

Just listened to the new @kendricklamar Lemar album. Crap. Too be honest I prefer @lemar - 50/50 was a seminal track ask Jo Wiley #music