NOEM

BRONX CARRIE BRANDSHAW 💋🚖🦂

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

I am exactly who I think I am.

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

Do not go to a hot Pilates class on a Saturday. You will be having ppl huffing and puffing in your ear.. that’s how packed it be.

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

Do not go to a hot Pilates class on an empty stomach. Lord I almost died

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

I hate when I smell my perfume on someone else.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu olhando para o quarto que limpei.

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

Son if me in this guy lock eyes one more time in the gym, I might have to switch again

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

When it comes to fashion I’m everything, everyone and everything inspires me..

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

Bro I stay embarrassing myself, why did I like this man’s picture twice on iMessage, idek you could do that wtf 😭

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

Please don’t invite me to no club, I would give y’all absolutely nothing. It would give stiff 😭

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

I am no better than a man, I would look… srry

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

When you so locked in you eating like a man - cabbage soup and a whole can of tuna on the side.

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

“Un set de cuatro pork yo no voy estar repotiendo” 😭

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

The amount of times I got stopped in the airport over my shoes is crazy. Like y’all don’t know New York drip?

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

Yall i’m losing my ass 🥲

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

Had to remove instant off my phone immediately because idk if I just popped a tittie chile

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[NOEM @NoemelyF]

It’s me posting on my fake page like I get views 😭😭

[solé @layxsnv]

bro it literally feels like this episode of victorious outside 😭