Mark Fielding

I'm working on a book called Teaching English to The Mafia. Because that's what I do. That, and trying to stay alive.

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

Just grabbed HitFilm 4 Express #free from @HitFilmOFFICIAL. I'm ready to make my own #ironman style effect. https://t.co/lNQO11vzYS

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

With all these rejection letters, I'm starting to feel like unleashing this guy. He's pretty damn convincing.

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

Editing is like canoeing in Canada. It goes on and on and on and on. For about 6 thousand goddamn miles. #amwriting

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

All work cancelled due to extreme heat in #Paris #tefl

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

Anyone name some good (or bad) films with a con artist as the main protagonist? #filmscript #movies #writingafilm

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

If it's not right for your list, maybe you should change your goddamn list! #rejection #imediting #literaryagent

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

Rejection letters: they're better than electricity and council tax bills. Always an upside. #writing #editing #imwriting

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

@sallyfieldinguk you learn so much more from one sentence rejection letters.

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

Todays rejection is brought to you by...."Many thanks for sending me your submission, which I read with interest....But" #literaryagents

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

Why is the world so obsessed by Beyoncé and organic food. It must mean something. "No more chemical apples they yell." #whatsthepoint

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

I compared my book to an Uzbek translation of Brighton Rock meets Pride and fucking prejudice. I used the 'f' word https://t.co/3DYoIDhat7

[Roz Morris @Roz_Morris]

IYM If you want to get an agent, don't make these comparisons in your query letter https://t.co/nH9qWNi9w5 @ChuckSambuchino

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

"Thank you for your submission which we have had a chance to consider and alas isn't something for us." WTF? Rejected by "ALAS" #amwriting

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

Boom! #awards2016 season https://t.co/tDyriLiADh

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

that's nothing, I spend about 78. #procrastination https://t.co/uckkl8MhaL

[TIME @TIME]

Some successful people spend 10 hours a week just thinking https://t.co/1t5M3IibAV

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

"...and despite the quality of your work, we regrettably cannot offer you representation." #rejectionletter #askagent #amwriting

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

Shit, there are no dragons in my book! That must be the problem. Right, maybe I can jam one into chapter 3. #amwriting #Editorial

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

@TIME yeah, people.

[First Book @FirstBook]

Are you ready to #ReadAcrossAmerica? Tomorrow is the big day: #DrSeuss' birthday! How're you celebrating?

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

It was so much less nerve-wracking watching Leicester when they were crap.

[Mark Fielding @Nohellonlyparis]

Today I had a rejection letter which said "you can write but we don't know how to position your novel." This is fucking good news! #agents