Dr. State Statesman

formerly Sir Dr. No Noington. place to scream into the abyss

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@HastyValleyFan @TylerVerloop @spittinchiclets You are the reason SBTB created this legendary scene.

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@unclestevec0hen @DannyAbriano God bless all that team success since he got here! He’s been the leader this team desperately needed to get that 1 playoff victory!

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@DannyAbriano I forgot the season started May 22nd this year!!! Wow! Does the team’s record start counting in that day to???

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@OgoalcaufieldJ @metsventpage Lindor went 2 for 10 against the Padres that series, lol. You’re my favorite type of moron…. Batting average is an irrelevant stat! Overall team performance is irrelevant under his leadership!

God. Just shut the fuck up

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@RSAdiamondtales For the first six weeks of the season, he was god awful. Stop embarrassing yourself anymore than you usually do

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@OgoalcaufieldJ @metsventpage Led them to the yoffs ??? That’s your fall back??

They’ve won 1 playoff game in four seasons. You’re the ultimate type of moron

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@DannyAbriano Remind me, Danny, what is the ultimate measure of success in team sports? Let me know how the team has done under the “Captain”.

1 playoff win. Zero division titles.

After a while, your selective pandering is kind of pathetic.

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@ChrisCaiazzo_ @NYMNYR1 @SNYtv @DannyAbriano No, you are. You’re a stupid fan.

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@SNYtv @DannyAbriano I was going to make a second graph for playoff wins since he joined the team… wasn’t much of a graph

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@OgoalcaufieldJ @metsventpage This is his batting average over the course of his career. Don’t mistake misery for facts. That’s what simple-minded people do.

Leaders lead teams to win. What have they won since he’s joined the team?

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@Jolly_Olive 7 games under .500. You’re a fucking loser

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@Laf4MVP_ Rangers lol

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@BeaneaterB Because of you

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@NYRLouie Raise the banner!

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@BlueshirtsBreak @OhRyanMead Wolf. This is some pathetic shit

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@GardenFaithful Raise the banner!

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@BeaneaterB @gc_context At least they aren’t ten back in the division, lol. Remember when you were bragging about the Braves roster, you moron?

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@NYRLouie @YankeesFanEarl Because 18 and 13 isn’t 20. You are a moron

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@NYRLouie @RjJohnsonRonnie Nevermind, I found the more stupid tweet!