Nolan Noire

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New short story on my updated site!
A Tryst with Adonis
https://t.co/NfMe1vAu7q

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children." - Sam Levenson

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Funny Quote of the Day: "I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." - Imelda Marcos

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience." - Laurence J. Peter

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Cure for an obsession: get another one." - Mason Cooley

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Funny Quote of the Day: "A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in." - Frederick the Great

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Always live in the ugliest house on the street - then you don't have to look at it." - David Hockney