Alasdair Cook

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[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

@Fauxcult A lot of hair under the bridge since then.

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

Never understood this. He's absolutely interminable!

[Graham Spiers @GrahamSpiers]

I’m only about the millionth person to say this…what a gem Ally McCoist is as a co-commentator. Observant, insightful, easy and fun to listen to. A total natural. #UEL

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

Very happy to have made a small contribution to this excellent album made by excellent people. Go buy it!

[Lame-O Records @LameORecords]

U.S. Highball's "No Thievery, Just Cool" is out today. If you like pop music, blocking out the world and living in a cartoonish Glaswegian paradise for 28 perfect minutes - this one is for you. Available everywhere now 🌝 https://t.co/cRO3Jnc8Ox

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

@basic_charnel Sending love to you all. A great life well lived ❤️

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

@rmkf Happy birthday pal!

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

Absolutely absurd decision. #ManchesterDerby

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

Pokémon is just magic dog fighting.

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

@Fauxcult Terrific!

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

@warmercorners How on earth! I managed 3. Well done!

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

@ODondemand I know him from the v enjoyable Acapulco!

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

I wonder what Don Lennon is doing right now.

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

Matt Hancock singing Ed Sheeran might be a new nadir for humanity. #ImACeleb

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

@balaclavichord Not even good shite. Dark times.

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

Oddly struggling to muster any enthusiasm for the upcoming FIFA World Cup of Death and Misery #WCDM

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Elon Musk is again claiming that he’s all about free speech. So let’s look at the record. Here’s thread with just a few of the countless examples showing he couldn't care about it less (🧵)

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

@NickyD Stop being subversive

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

Ways in which my wife has improved my life: Made me better person, endless support, children.

Ways in which I have improved my wife's life: Any time 2 identical items of food are accidentally open at the same time, will now automatically describe this as "a nightmare scenario".

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

@NickyD I would never encourage two margarines. It's like a bad dream!

[Alasdair Cook @Noisemakerblues]

@Calumn @glasgowcookie https://t.co/PXNfLpSrJ2