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Hex the patriarchy always.

[It me @NoisyRacket]

Hey hey, followers! I’ve only come back to Twitter to tweet detailed accounts of my monthly period at male politicians who have decided they’re the bosses of women’s bodies. Feel free to unfollow if you need to!

[It me @NoisyRacket]

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[It me @NoisyRacket]

Ok, but who’s going to go toss a roll of paper towels to @RonDeSantisFL? #hurricaineIan

[It me @NoisyRacket]

Since he is an absolute coward and a twerp, I thought @HawleyMO would like to know about my 🩸 this month. I woke up to an absolute massacre this morning-blood everywhere. Had to clean like crazy instead of resting my cramps away. Tomorrow is day 2-the bloodiest day. Stay tuned!

[It me @NoisyRacket]

Omg, @LeaderMcConnell and @GovRonDeSantis, it’s day 2 of my period, &I’m bleeding through super tampons in 2ish hrs. Nightmare! Considering a menstrual cup. Tampons are terrible- lots of waste & full of chemicals. So much blood now (with clots!) &very loose 💩 this morning, too.

[It me @NoisyRacket]

I was going to wait until tomorrow to update @LeaderMcConnell and @GovRonDeSantis on my period, but there was an onslaught of blood on my shower floor tonight and my cramps have fully arrived, so I thought I’d swing by to share the details. I’m sure I’ll have a period💩 by tmrw!

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Real talk with this extremist court young people have about 50 years of fascism to look forward to. I’m not sure why that’s not enough for Democratic electeds to fucking do something.

[It me @NoisyRacket]

I noticed a some brown sludge when I wiped after my morning pee today. Ugh. Here comes my period. Put in a tampon even though it hasn’t kicked into high gear yet. Getting a crampy & feeling fatigued. It’ll be a bloodbath in 24 hours. @SenTedCruz @LeaderMcConnell @SenRickScott

[It me @NoisyRacket]

See ya never, Twitter. @elonmusk can suck it. Come hang with me on Instagram: amandapckrng

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

BREAKING: Twitter’s board accepted billionaire Elon Musk’s offer to buy the social media company and take it private, the company confirmed. https://t.co/vtN0a1QPv5

[Christina E. Cox @ChristinaECox]

Today, when introducing WWI, a student raised her hand and brought up the death of a certain archduke. Nobody knew his name, so as a hint, I offered that he shares his name with a band.

Gentle reader, my students asked if there had perhaps been an Archduke Metallica.

[It me @NoisyRacket]

TFW you get ghosted by a car dealership… 😒 @LunghamerChevy

[It me @NoisyRacket]

Good morning to everyone except Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump!

[It me @NoisyRacket]

@ThisOldHo BUT IT IS SO GOOD TO WATCH.

I have a lot of friends on social media.

[It me @NoisyRacket]

@koleszar_matt Our kids and teachers deserve so much better than this.

[Rep. Matt Koleszar @koleszar_matt]

Hockey pucks under desks, backpacks as body armor, desks as door barricades…

All the makings of a “school shooter hacks” Pinterest board while the legislature continues to ignore the common sense gun safety bills that have been intentionally ignored in our committees.

[It me @NoisyRacket]

Not sure who else is in the same boat, but it must be a whole lot of people since @MichiganLEO has not resolved my legit unemployment claim issue in over 8 months, but they paid out $8.5B to fraudulent claims. Not a good look, @GovWhitmer.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Pass voting legislation, @SenatorSinema.

In the United States, that is among the most authentic ways to honor my father.

If these state voter suppression laws persist, the America my father dreamed about will never come to be.

Be a vessel for right.

#MLKDay

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

As you honor my father today, please remember and honor my mother, as well.

She was the architect of the King Legacy and founder of @TheKingCenter, which she founded two months after Daddy was assassinated.

Without #CorettaScottKing, there would be no #MLKDay. #MLK

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Because maybe someone really needed to see this photo of my father riding a bike today.

#MLK #MLKDay

[It me @NoisyRacket]

Hi! If you’re out here not supporting the voting rights bill, redistricting to end gerrymandering, and other measures to ensure every single person has equitable access to vote, then you should prob keep Dr. MLK Jr.’s words out your mouth.

K, byeeeee! #MLKDay