Doc Colonel (NOT)

Drunk war vet who often spews propaganda for Chuck Taylor and The Gentleman's Club. [Not @DocColonel] Tweets do not reflect the views of the writer.

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

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[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@CarvingHerPath @SmoothChuckieT @GulakAttack @CitricSuperstar @ASwampMonster Well at least it ain't his girlfriend.

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

The hell?

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd You better care. If you aren't there to be the top guy then you should get the fuck out of town.

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

A women's Money In The Bank? What are they fighting over? An oven?

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd be a symbol of excellence here. Don't you ever fucking disrespect that belt again you hunk of human garbage!

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd That stupid title is the most prestigious championship around, boy. That title has been around longer than any other title and will always

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

Let's get you back in the ring @ASwampMonster.

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd I'm just here to let people know that Chuck Taylor is going to reclaim his title from that filthy Canuck at #SummerSplash.

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd Give a fuck about what?

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

What kind of managers are these? @CreatedSin @TheAshMassaro @DaffneyUnger @FunTimeMartinez Nothing but tits and asses! TWA needs me back!

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd Whatever you say, Jose.

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd Someone who is gonna beat you.

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd I bet Swamp Monster could beat you in a match.

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd That a new movie you're working on? "Passion of the Mexican"?

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@CitricSuperstar Awesome. -rolls his wheelchair back and gets up to walk away-

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd Nowhere else around here matters, never has and never will.

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@CitricSuperstar Are you sure it's even really moonshine?

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd Not from what I've seen.

[Doc Colonel (NOT) @NolanAngus]

@PresentableEnd How is it you have a TWA contract?

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@CitricSuperstar ............