Nolan Ashford

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[Nolan Ashford @NolanOffGrid]

THE CEASEFIRE DIDN'T EVEN LAST ONE DAY. HERE'S THE EXACT TIMELINE.

Morning: Iran agrees to ceasefire and opens the Strait of Hormuz. The first ship passes through. Only 7 total ships made it before everything went to shit.

Afternoon: Israel launches the LARGEST coordinated strike on Lebanon. Israel says: ceasefire doesn't apply to Lebanon. Iran says: Lebanon was EXPLICITLY included in the deal.

Evening: Iran blocks Hormuz again. Hundreds of ships stuck on both sides. Iranian Navy threatening to DESTROY any tanker that moves. 20% of the world's oil is now frozen.

This all happened in ONE day. One. Single. Day.

Make sure you are following me to stay updated. 🚨

[Nolan Ashford @NolanOffGrid]

🚨 Do you understand what just happened in a Texas courtroom..

A FedEx driver was delivering a Barbie doll to a 7-year-old girl's house..

He abducted her instead.. strangled her in his truck.. and dumped her body 7 miles from her home..

he initially told police he "accidentally" hit her with the truck and "panicked"..

> the photo from inside the truck shows Athena Strand standing upright behind him.. fully alert.. no injuries

> he covered the camera inside the truck so nobody could see what he did next

> but the audio kept recording.. and the jury is going to hear EVERY second of it

a 250-pound man.. versus a 67-pound child..

the DA has been doing this for 25 years and told the courtroom "buckle up"..

he qualifies for the death penalty.. and after what that audio contains.. there won't be a person in that courtroom who disagrees..

i'm about to connect this to something nobody is talking about yet..

hit follow before tonight.

[Nolan Ashford @NolanOffGrid]

🚨🚨🚨 50+ MEMBERS OF CONGRESS JUST CALLED FOR REMOVING THE PRESIDENT. DURING A WAR. 🚨🚨🚨

This has NEVER happened before. Not during Vietnam. Not during Iraq. Not during Afghanistan. NEVER.

Over 50 House Democrats and 2 US Senators — Markey and Wyden — publicly called for impeaching President Trump or invoking the 25th Amendment to strip his powers.

Let that sink in.

Here's what nobody is telling you:

💀 Impeachment requires a simple majority in the House — 218 votes. Democrats DON'T have the majority. Republicans control the House.

💀 The 25th Amendment requires JD Vance AND a majority of Trump's own Cabinet to declare him unfit. His Cabinet is filled with handpicked loyalists.

💀 Even if the House impeached him, the Senate needs 67 votes to convict and remove. Democrats have roughly 47 seats.

💀 Marjorie Taylor Greene — one of Trump's most famous supporters for YEARS — just called for the 25th Amendment on X.

⚠️ Trump himself joked about the 25th Amendment at a Cabinet meeting on March 26th, saying "they'd probably institute the 25th Amendment, huh?"

⚠️ His own former White House counsel Ty Cobb called him "clearly insane" on national television.

They're showing you "Democrats are desperate."

They're NOT showing you that the President's OWN former allies are calling for his removal.

This isn't a political stunt. This is a historical record being built in real time.

i'm dropping the follow-up to this tonight.. hit follow now so it actually shows up in your feed.

[Nolan Ashford @NolanOffGrid]

🚨🚨🚨 IF YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP TO FIX THE ECONOMY, READ EVERY SINGLE LINE. 🚨🚨🚨

Here's what you were promised vs. what you got:

→ Cheaper gas — GAS IS UP
→ Lower grocery bills — GROCERIES ARE UP
→ Affordable vehicles — VEHICLE PRICES ARE UP
→ Cheaper clothing — CLOTHING COSTS ARE UP
→ Strong 401K — YOUR 401K IS BLEEDING
→ Strong investments — INVESTMENTS ARE DOWN
→ Strong dollar — THE DOLLAR IS DEVALUING
→ Smaller deficits — DEFICITS ARE LARGER
→ Less spending — SPENDING INCREASED
→ No wars — THERE IS A WAR IN THE MIDDLE EAST
→ America First — ISRAEL FIRST

Let that sink in.

I've never seen this many broken promises survive a single news cycle without consequences.

ELEVEN promises. ZERO delivered. Every single one reversed.

Bookmark this. Come back in 6 months.

i post what everyone else is too afraid to say.. follow if you want the truth with no filter.

[Nolan Ashford @NolanOffGrid]

🚨 IMPORTANT — THIS IS NOT A DRILL. READ EVERY WORD.

Trump just gave the most consequential press conference of his presidency. Here is EVERYTHING that happened:

– An American airman survived 48 HOURS behind Iranian lines. Climbed cliff faces. Bleeding profusely. Treated his own wounds. Evaded Basij militants hunting him in the mountains.

– He used a classified tracking beacon to transmit his location. Trump: "This one worked really well, amazingly saved his life."

– The military kept a live coordination call open for 45 HOURS AND 56 MINUTES. SecWar Hegseth: "The call never dropped. The meeting never stopped."

– 155 aircraft deployed for the second rescue — 4 bombers, 64 fighters, 48 tankers, 13 rescue aircraft.

– Someone LEAKED mid-operation that a second pilot was alive. Iran immediately knew. The covert mission became a public manhunt.

– Trump: "The person who did the story will go to JAIL if he doesn't say." Direct threat to imprison a journalist.

– Trump on Iran: "The entire country could be taken out in one night, and that night could be tomorrow night." Nuclear hint. Explicit timeframe.

– Trump on allies: Japan, South Korea, Australia — all called out publicly for not helping despite 95,000 American troops stationed between them.

– Trump listed his kills unprompted: Soleimani. Bin Laden.

– Trump on Kim Jong Un: "He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person."

– Trump on Venezuela: "I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled. I'm going to run for president."

A defense analyst I trust told me tonight: "This wasn't a press conference. This was a president telling the world the rules have changed — and daring anyone to test him."

this was just part one.. follow me because part two is going to be the one everyone shares.

[Nolan Ashford @NolanOffGrid]

🚨🚨 NOBODY IS TELLING YOU HOW BAD THIS IS

Week 5 of the war.

💀 Strait of Hormuz closed for 35 days straight.
⚠️ Pakistan's army chief on the phone ALL NIGHT with Vance, Witkoff, and Iran's FM.
💀 Result: Iran rejected everything. Flatly. Completely.

Now let that sink in.

3 countries tried to broker this deal.
Pakistan 🚫
Turkey 🚫
Egypt 🚫

Iran said no to ALL of them.

Here's the number that matters:

💀 15-20 days. That's the window Pakistan proposed for a comprehensive deal. Iran called the entire framework "illogical." Not the timeline. THE ENTIRE FRAMEWORK.

⚠️ The contradiction nobody wants to admit:

Trump on April 1: "Iran requested a ceasefire."
Iran on April 1: "False and baseless."
Iran on April 6: Rejects EVERY proposal on the table.

💀 So either Trump was lying. Or Iran changed its mind in 5 days. Either way → America does not control this war anymore.

The logic chain is brutal:

Iran rejects Hormuz reopening → shipping stays blocked → oil supply stays choked → global pressure builds → but Iran doesn't care because it wants PERMANENT security guarantees → those guarantees require Israel to agree → Israel is not agreeing → so nothing moves

⚠️ Iran's official position: "Talks cannot proceed alongside threats."
Trump's official position: He threatened to bomb Iran "back to the stone ages."

These two positions cannot coexist.

💀 Pakistan thought goodwill could bridge that gap. It could not. It will not.

And within 72 hours, either Trump blinks or this war enters its most dangerous phase yet.

⚠️ i'm dropping the follow-up to this tonight.. hit follow now so it actually shows up in your feed. 🚨🚨🚨

[Nolan Ashford @NolanOffGrid]

War is about to end

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Bad Habit.

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I Need To Nip This Shit In The Bud.

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Up

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Morning

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Bored Af!

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Its Juss Somethings Would NEVER CHANGE.

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Might Go To The Mall Later.

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Whats Planned For Me Today...

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I think too much. ALL THE TIME. Sometimes I wish I could just shut my brain off and relax. #ScorpioTweet

[Nolan Ashford @NolanOffGrid]

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My Weekend.........

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Shots Of 1800 And Patron!!

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xo.