noglan

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

Morgan Wallen is the Juice WRLD of country music. change my mind.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

There’s a guy in my head who wants me dead. He’s been trying to kill me for years. He got my dad.

I don’t care what you do that keeps him from getting you. Be an alcoholic. Run ultramarathons. Scream until your throat bleeds.

Just don’t let that fucker get you.

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

at war with myself.

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

the withdrawals from not talking to her is the worst thing ever wtf

[Nyanasaur @Nyanasaur]

We are officially out of "not having baseball makes me want to kill myself" season

We are now entering "watching my favorite team play baseball makes me want to kill myself" season

[America @america]

Illegal aliens are not Americans.

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

What. The. Fuck.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Broncos QB Bo Nix suffered a season-ending broken bone in his ankle during today’s overtime, victory over Buffalo.

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

LETS FUCKING GOOOO

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

what’s the point of setting an appointment if you’re gonna have to wait anyways?

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

DID CRENSHAW JUST RANDOMLY FORGET HOW TO PUNT A FUCKING BALL OR SOMETHING???

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

“When you allow gun ownership, you're going to have gun deaths. There is a cost to liberty.” - Charlie Kirk

May God bless his soul, rest in peace.

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

@AdamSchefter Payton must love Pat Bryant already

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

THREE IN A ROW THATS A WIN STREAK

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

a little bit of rain and suddenly everyone forgets how to drive

[Barstool Denver @BarstoolDenver]

Our official message to the front office of the Rockies

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

🍎 Busch Light Apple is back! 🍎​

Ronald G. Wayne isn’t missing his chance at stocking up this time. BUSCH LIGHT APPLE IS BACK —NOW AVAILABLE NATIONWIDE for a limited time only so STOCK UP today.

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

Wow, rockies already stranding runners and it’s the first half inning of 2025

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it

🗣️ BASEBALL’S ON DECK

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

It’s all part of the script.
Mahomes is going to get benched and Carson Wentz is going to lead the comeback of the century against his former team

[noglan @NolanPenrod]

marvin mims is the next randy moss
i’ve seen enough.

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

I share my beautiful state with a bunch of fucking retards.