Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan)

23 | he/him | I gave myself this username because I'm loopy and unpredictable, but no one’s chasing me

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@BayAreaBrennan hunter pence is the phanatic if he were human

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@EvanRobertsWFAN Does Spence now know what a doubleheader is now that you talked about it on The Rico? I don’t know how you are going to get him to leave before the nightcap again!

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@phi4sports247 @_piccone Have to disagree with you. His pbp is a work in progress but I love the joy and earnestness he has with his color commentary.

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

Call us the Miz Kids with how overmatched we were last night

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@JerryRecco You gotta think that some of this will normalize. They might not be good but I don't think they're 110-loss bad?

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@ChiSoxFanMike @AlTheBoss03 Didn't he have that game-winning diving catch that one time

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@fvonrossum @warriors @LAClippers Ojalá un juegazo de Chef Curry y de Fernando y Oscar

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@OscarBudejen Lo estoy viendo en youtube

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@OscarBudejen Óscar, ¿hay un link en el sitio web para que podemos ver el juego y también tu análisis?

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@DavidPSamson David the Hornets are up 5

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My guy @OscarBudejen on the call for Celtics Knicks! He's EVERYWHERE!!

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@BayAreaBrennan Was fully prepared for that to happen again. It can't hurt me if I don't let it.

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@tangotiger Thanks--for my own sake I'll assume the 2012-22 sample is appropriately representative of today.

Now back to calculating whether a worse way to strand first and second with one out is a double play or two strikouts...

I am a psych major with no life.

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@tangotiger Hey Tom, wondering if you have an RE24 matrix using 2025 data. Last year I made a silly stat that tries to quantify the emotional pain of missed scoring opportunities. I'm looking to update the 2024 table I used or insert a multiyear table to reduce noise. Thanks!

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@GhettoJrue @dead_baseball Jacob Nottingham is a crazy pull

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@philly_number This recap guy was the voice of my childhood I need to know who he is

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@T1D_Dad @MattGelb If the offender is a defender (lol), I suppose your solution would add an additional ball to the count of the current hitter beyond the ball that was called? Or are you saying that the next half-inning would start with an 0-1 count on the violating team’s first hitter?

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@mike_petriello Come on, Mike, it’s Brice Turang. Not Bryce. Did you misspeak, or did you misread the birth certificate?

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@OrtizKicks @DavidPSamson please talk about this tomorrow!

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@crispyrock10 @babyromanempire Correct

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@ChoppinBravos That said, it's interesting to see it all laid out here. They're maybe not in a never-ending hell like COL or LAA, I certainly bought hard into the "Acuña's pittance of a contract means the Braves are invincible" narrative. And Truist Park was a house of horrors for us for years.

[Evan (weary and grateful Phillies fan) @NolasCurveball]

@ChoppinBravos As a Phillies fan who doesn't know the intricacies of the Braves well, I tend to think of their post-2021 shortcomings as bad luck rather than bad process. I think our fanbases probably share a similar sense of recent underachievement...but you guys have the ring to fall back on.