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@Samsonthegoat25 Where was this attitude against Spain?

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Fifa every time someone scores against Messi:

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@toyyalynai @jiggyjayy2 @DirteeSprite As a mum of 2 toddlers I get you. A whole bag of chips on the floor just after you vacuumed is the order of the day. I just wait for them all to go to bed then i start cleaning.

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@renn1n1sc1ng I hate that kid with all my being

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@Mbali__kay @SiyaSindelo 😂😂😂 the way my daughter applies Vaselinw right now….that girl is onto something😂

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@zibusisoe To be honest mina amaPortions ngaqala ukuwasola last year. I just thought maybe it was because I was eating for two but hayi mani bekukuncane okunganaportions kwabo😂

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@thobsa Ng’cela amaxhakela phela sambhida

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I act tough out here but I get bullied by a toothless 10 month old girl to the point of losing sleep😩

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@thepropagator96 Bro! Bascod! Get yourself some grandkids asap😂😂😂 umdala

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I say “I’m so tired” to myself about 9 times a day. Is this what it feels like to be 30-something?

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

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@PMandavah @staneve02 😂😂😂😂😂

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@ansleyENZ 😂😂 sake sakubona okukhulu.

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@TheFruityO Also, chimera sounds like a shona word.

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@ansleyENZ 😂 haike iComedy Central ayiphelele endlini in that case.

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My daughters’ Pediatrician every time he gets a message from me:

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@thepropagator96 Uya go thruwa bhudas.