Chris Kelly

I'm not the kinda famous Chris Kelly that writes for SNL and stuff. Just a guy that thinks he's funny.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

Most sour cream has no opinion on the artistic merits of dadaism. Psh, and they call it cultured.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@BourgeoisP41803 @PaulleyTicks *had

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@EndWokeness Rittenhouse got real rich

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@ripx4nutmeg How are genetic males more capable at the game of billiards than genetic females?

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@Iraqveteran8888 If a friend gave money to a guy and had that same guy drive his car through two garages, would you go murder everyone with the same facial hair and skin tone as the guy for 10 years. Who am I kidding, I see your screen name.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@Shell_Cra1g @sirDukeDevin The party of law and order? You elected a felon.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@saintt_ocho @sirDukeDevin Hitler won an election

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@henryblowry @atrupar Because he has a lot of coloring books to scribble in. Do you know how hard it is to get a Russian mail-order nurse to change your gold-flake diapers in Greenland? Fuggetaboutit

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@Chasassin @shortmagsmle If you wanna watch straight white people fuck, there's plenty of that on the internet. You shouldn't have to go to a theater for that, you wonderful Christian father.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@ArtSchool__ @EFCevie The horseshoe effect would be when you celebrate hyper-hetrosexual masculinity to the point that you're attracted to them instead of feminine women. Which would make you........

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@notolymp1a @EFCevie Liking popular things and saying "well they're popular" as a defense makes you... Something... It's on the tip of my tongue...something about livestock? I forget.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@RossAnderson710 @EFCevie I like your profile banner of trump, what documentary is that from?

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@AUSingerTIN @EFCevie The caption, you brick.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@VigilantFox Bill Maher is not a liberal. Hes a libertarian, which is a republican that is atheist and wants to do drugs and get rid of the age of consent.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@BehizyTweets Nelly is the streets? Crazy. It makes sense that you don't know what's going on in the streets when you're comfy in the house.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@CNviolations Keep that same energy in the community notes for the "ceasefire" and anything else that happened the last couple months.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@GregAbbott_TX You're scum. I hope you hang out under trees some more. Give God the gimme-putt.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@congenx79 @CBSNews Bitch, what? The emerald mine apartheid man-baby and the gold-plated bankrupter and the author of a fake book that got made into a bad Netflix movie aren't the oligarchs?

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@joeroganhq He's a guy that used to be the host of fear factor, now he smokes DMT and gets chummy with MAGA dorks and flat earthers.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@realDaveReilly Y'all asked for cheaper groceries and eggs, too.
Y'all asked for less war, less taxes, less inflation, less federal interference. Let's see what you chucklefucks brought upon us. You aren't getting a crumb of what you wanted and everyone else told you about it long ago.

[Chris Kelly @NonFamousChris]

@DrewPavlou @ACL6893 Ratiod, you chump