Non-Football Fans

Collating the things non-football fans say about football. Preference for politicians and celebrities. DM suggestions.

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

"Why don't they kick it in the goal?!?"

- Non-football fan, watching England in 2021

[Make up a football guy @Makeupafootball]

Guy who met @KurtZouma once in Vodka Revs and talked to him all night about the Great British Bake Off #GBBO

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

"This'll be great for instagram"
- A Non-football fan, driving up ticket prices for content

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

Every Tory engaging in football is a gift to comedy.

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

You know the rest.

https://t.co/lQO5Soeo3l

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

Disappointed by Boris Johnson's lack of poorly thought out footballing analogies for the Owen Paterson situation #owenpaterson #OwenPatersonAffair

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

Your regular reminder that not every analogy has to be about football.

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

Boris Johnson loves his football.

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

Preach.

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

Nothing shows your love of the beautiful game like investing in the theoretical ownership of a digital token assigned to your favourite players ♥ #NFT

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

Had to screenshot the whole thing because every word is pure "business people doing football" #Qatar #qatar2022 #Worldcup

[Make up a football guy @Makeupafootball]

Guy furiously quote tweeting "MATT LE TISSIER" our of pure loyalty to his native Southampton. @mattletiss7 @SouthamptonFC

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

You get used to it @RyanReynolds

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

Looks like the algorithm isn't a fan of soccer @Twitter

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

Everything about this sounds horrifying.

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

MP and totally a football fan Andrew Bridgen is gonna be distraught when he hears about... well... every footballer before the year 2001.

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

Only one person in this photo has any idea who Sergio Aguero is. #XiJinping #mcfc #aguero #DavidCameron

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

😐

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

I'm sure he's always had a keen interest in developing youth academies, for the benefit of football. No other motive.

[Non-Football Fans @NonFootballFans]

"Is this an important game?"

- A non-football fan has doubts about Atalanta's standing, it seems. #MUFC #MUNATA