Nonmom Jenelle Evans

I’m obviously not the real Jenelle Evans.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Jenelle is a victim of domestic violence. Her mother knows it, her kids know it & the MTV crew knows it. She’s stuck with an abusive, racist,drug addicted, money mooching piece of shit until she finds the courage to admit she was wrong about him & get her & her kids out of there.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

I hope everyone has a wonderful week!! Except Jenelle and David, I hope they have the week they deserve.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Just a big f*** you to Jace. Jenelle is a terrible mother.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

I hate Jenelle Evans. Worst piece of shit mother I’ve ever seen.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Well Jenelle, I see you with your unemployed, abusive ex. Good for you girly pop. I’m sure Jace will be thrilled to hear you’re back together.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

I’ve got a podcast idea for Jenelle.

Call it, Where’s The Beef?!

Every episode she can recap all the online beef she had throughout the week. The content would be endless & all her fans would be clamoring to hear her side of the story.

Give the people what they want.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Hey Jenelle, I saw your spicy pics on Instagram……

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

@kendoeeeeee Please, keep your dog from David. He has been known to take his anger and frustration out on innocent animals. I’ve seen how much you love your pup and I would hate for him to get his hands on her.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Thank goodness David won that boat in the divorce. His and Kenleigh’s picnic life appears to be coming to an end.

Fingers crossed we get another sick rap song from David out of this.

#PleaseDontMakeMePopIt #SetSailOnTheDeadBeatCruiseLine

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

IYKYK

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

#NewProfilePic

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Jenelle is simply incapable of having all her kids in her house at the same time.

I truly hope Kaiser gets the love, stability, structure & care that his mother never gave to him.

#JusticeForKaiser #NonMomJenelleEvans

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Hey MTV, remember when you fired Jenelle Evans because her husband killed a 10 pound dog only to hire her back to have her sorry ass leave a pack of defenseless dogs to die/fend for themselves so she could play family picnic in Vegas. #JusticeForNugget #JenelleEvansAnimalAbuser

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Follow me on Only Fans to get more spicy content like this dude. #FollowMySkinnyLeg #DamnILostEnsleyAndTheKids

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

So it’s obvious Jenelle couldn’t care less about her kids now that she’s 32 and FINALLY back on Teen Mom….kind of. Does she leave them in a hotel room all day while she gets wheeled around Vegas? Does she do a wellness check once a day? So many questions.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

You know how Jenelle has the cleanest house in all of Teen Mom history?! Did she ever go back to The Landddd to fix the microwave for her kids or did she put the adult dogs in charge of that home repair?

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Is anyone actually surprised David is already shacking up with someone else? He was living with Jenelle 3 weeks into their relationship & never once paid a bill or held down a job. Oh David Eason, you will always be a professional bum.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

It’s so interesting how Jenelle was there when David strangled Jace then claimed Jace told her he was strangled after the fact.

By interesting I mean predictable and stupid.

Jenelle, we’ve always known you as a liar who says a lot of lies.

#NothingElseWorseCanHappenDude

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Jenelle finally “won” what she’s been whining about all these years. She has custody of Jace, Nathan rarely sees Kaiser & was granted a restraining order against David.

Instead of being super mommy she’s blowing her money on getting wasted with Tori & leaving her kids at home.

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

When your kid gets surgery follow Jenelle’s lead and shove a camera in their face so everyone can see how good of a mom you are. #NarcissisticParenting101 #ShowMommyYourSadFace

[Nonmom Jenelle Evans @NonMomJenelle]

Jenelle can split from Uncle Unemployed, get custody of Jace, pull Kaiser & Ensley out of school out of pure laziness, dye her hair, get skin treatment, find a new soulmate who is going to fix all her petty problems & you still couldn’t pay me to watch Adult Mom the Next Chapter