Ambs

welcome to my inner thoughts.

[Ambs @NonPARRISHable]

LMFAOOO NAH I FINALLY SEE HOW PPL END UP ON NO FLY LISTS

[nae @euphorixa]

a bag of halloween candy is damn near $30?? absolutely not. I will be giving out advice.

[paige 🎃 @CincyPJolene]

Halloween (1978) is the most perfect Halloween movie

[Ambs @NonPARRISHable]

Dropping $700 on tires the day before my best friend’s bachelorette got me feeling like I need to start selling drugs

[Ava Flava @avatocloo]

LMFAOO 😭😭

[jo🍿 @snoopysfilms]

me and my solo cinema trips against the world

[Rush @russianjop]

I feel seen. Mind you, no kids but very seen.

[Joshwelt @weltszznn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[evil carrie white @evilcarrietta]

how carrie was looking to EVERYONE in school

[lucia ⭒ @asrielle_]

the wii was just that bitch idk

[josh @therealjoshcozy]

I got married today.

Real childhood friends got to stand beside me. Wow. What a damn time.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned

[vic @vicloveshorror]

Can you believe he’s going to take Manhattan one day

[xoesh @xoesh]

No zombie movie has topped this intro.

[Ambs @NonPARRISHable]

Finished Carrie and Crystal Lake. On to From.

I get into my tv bag during the fall.

[roro 🍉 @shadesofro]

This is the FUNNIEST FUCKING VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘CARRIE’ has been renewed for Season 2 at Prime Video.

(https://t.co/eunpyb13Xm)

[BEYONCÈ FINE COUSIN🫶🏽 @VaJaiJade_]

Jumping from Carrie to Crystal lake is wonderfully crazy.

[coco @c0co_101]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAOA

[Ambs @NonPARRISHable]

It’s been 2 months since I’ve worked out. Heading back to solidcore today and I’m terrified.