The Non-Victorian Football Register

Very serious football journalism.

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@1629senSA Imagine our relief then, when we all realise that no-one gives a single fuck what Mark Bickley thinks!

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@HawkTalkPod Comebacks are funnier when they use functional grammar.

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Jack doing everything he can to shake that vapid, shallow image.

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Ginni says his lifestyle in Melbourne is "too elite" to move to Tasmania and play for the Devils. 👀

READ 👉 https://t.co/tHQvms1zkX

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Well, they report back in November. So two months of partying boys!

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The AFL has revealed that every player will be hair tested for illicit drugs when they report back to the clubs in the New Year.

It follows a ban handed down to Carlton's Lachie Cowan, but the Blues have been further rocked by a team-mate's drink driving charge. #9News

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“The only thing better than a premiership is finishing in the top 6 and losing a semi-final for 6 years straight.” - Tim Silvers (probably).

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The Crows are following the Brisbane method.

Will they be as successful?

ANALYSIS 👉 https://t.co/5cBl3YiOH4

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Not sure Jarryd has considered the implications of this statement for games in 2027 in which Adelaide are losing and have not selected Nick Murray.

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Crows list boss Jarryd Roughead on knocking back Nick Murray trade:

“We're in a win now phase. So, losing two key defenders…is going to be quite hard. That tests our depth. So, yeah, if we're in a win-now phase, why would we give away two key defenders?”

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Crows list boss Jarryd Roughead on knocking back Nick Murray trade:

“We're in a win now phase. So, losing two key defenders…is going to be quite hard. That tests our depth. So, yeah, if we're in a win-now phase, why would we give away two key defenders?”

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@ardenstreetnuff You spelled 78 wrong. Common mistake these days.

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@traderadio I'm just astounded. Double the under 18 representation, 55% of the teams in the "national" league, league headquarters in Melbourne, grand final locked in there for 1000 years. How could the demographic still largely be about Victoria? This is shocking.

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@traderadio @kanecornes Big of him to admit he doesn’t know what he’s talking about most of the time.

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Adelaide discovering that maybe it wasn’t the best tactic to have a born and bred Victorian who’s a 4 x Hawthorn premiership player as the guy trying to sell a move to Adelaide.

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@siobhan_roe Don’t confuse an incompetent coach incapable of selecting good players with players that aren’t any good.

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@traderadio They’re apart of the group? So they’re not in it? Or did you mean part of the group. Or maybe even a part of the group.

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@PaulZauch @flag_crows Not for long. Thanks to your abandonment of the SANFL, Norwood will overtake you within the next couple decades.

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@aflratings_GM Jesus Christ this is getting tiresome. SYDNEY DOES NOT HAVE AN INTEREST IN ZAC WILLIAMS. THEY ARE INTERESTED IN HIM. THOSE ARE NOT THE SAME THING. It’s like ‘learnings’ all over again.

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Guess they'll be happy to do it for free then...

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Matthew Nicks choked back tears at the Malcolm Blight Medal night, revealing the most powerful season he has ever witnessed had nothing to do with winning, writes Graham Cornes. ✍️ OPINION: https://t.co/qW4RrNRREW

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@JG232_ I mean he capitalises random words in his tweets, so that’s the level of intelligence we’re working with.

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@PeterOB24979769

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You spelt "I lost" wrong.

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Wait to game over and call me out my name then play victim like he always do 😭 King of throwing rocks and hiding his hand😭 Ion fw dude he political genius behind scenes he does a lot of fake shit..I’m me win , lose , or draw See you Dec 13 That trophy in Sydney for now though💍

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I’d consider giving him Neil Balme’s position. Couldn’t make any less sense than Neil is currently.

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Crows people, this was against us at Adelaide Oval, would you give home a list spot?