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[Klay @UtdKlay]

🚨Rayan Cherki speaks on his showboating vs Arsenal in the Carabao Cup Final:

🗣️Cherki: “People think it was disrespect… no, it was INTENTIONAL. I grew up watching Nani in the FA Cup doing the same thing to Arsenal—pure confidence, pure freedom.

“So when I had the moment, I did it for a reason. Not just to entertain… but to remind them. Some clubs, when you feel they’re vulnerable, you don’t just beat them… you play with them.”

“I know Pep Guardiola didn’t like it, and I respect him… so if there’s anyone I apologise to, it’s Pep. But to the Arsenal fans? I’m not sorry…𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

[Buzz @NonchalantBuzz]

nothing like waking up to a fat commission check and a kiss from your girlfriend to start the friday

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you won’t lose anything, but you may have something to gain.

if there’s no risk, what is holding you back?

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Absolutely insane to me that a 22 year old banking analyst has stricter personal trading rules than politicians who create the law

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people say chia seeds are healthy, but NO ONE tells you you’ll be picking chia seed sized DINGLEBERRIES out yo ASS hairs if you start eating them

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two weeks of PTO and my fingers have yearned for the sheets (excel)

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gave santa milk and cookies and he came down my chimney

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ur in her dms. i’m baking cookies with her mom

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she Space on my X ‘till I rocket

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one pound of ground beef is a chef’s blank slate

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giants fg kicker doing the stanky leg

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don’t worry kitten, daddy is sick but he’s thuggin it out

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my penjamin loves his nightly blowjob

[Buzz @NonchalantBuzz]

police caught this man screwing a beautiful blonde on top of his car hood in a parking garage. they hit him with the spotlight, and he pulls a badge out of his pants, shows it to them.

they drive away and he gets right back to it

[Buzz @NonchalantBuzz]

“more cheese on your weiner dog sir?”
no thanks, i make my own weiner cheese

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may god give me patience because if he gives me strength i’ll need bail money

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omar might be a top 3 character in The Wire. that brother gay but he has a double barrel shotgun

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just watched a guy step in dog shit and then a big ass puddle #twowrongsmakearight

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sometimes you just gotta wake up and cry to some fatherhood hopecore edits on tik tok

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the best part of a club is that you can fart and no one can notice