Gaston LeGume

As a specimen yes, I'm intimidating.By the by, if there was someone like Gaston, it'd probably be @TheTitanova

[Gaston LeGume @NoneLikeGaston]

No one's ripped like Gaston,
No full lips like Gaston's
No one's racist and votes for UKIP like Gaston

[Gaston LeGume @NoneLikeGaston]

No one's great as Gaston,
Perfect traits has Gaston,
No one advocates the #gamergate like Gaston

[Gaston LeGume @NoneLikeGaston]

No one's rough as Gaston
No one's buff as Gaston
No one kneels down and licks out a muff like Gaston

[Gaston LeGume @NoneLikeGaston]

None enforced like Gaston,
None endorsed like Gaston,
None disbelieves the Holocaust like Gaston

[Gaston LeGume @NoneLikeGaston]

No one's cheered like Gaston,
No one's dear as Gaston,
It's all insincere, they all fear on Gaston

[Gaston LeGume @NoneLikeGaston]

No one's alike Gaston,
No one strikes like Gaston,
Nobody misses Third Reich like Gaston

[Gaston LeGume @NoneLikeGaston]

None as skilled as Gaston,
No one's built like Gaston,
No one cries every night with his guilt like Gaston

[Gaston LeGume @NoneLikeGaston]

No one's boss as Gaston,
No one's glossed as Gaston,
No one's existentially lost as Gaston

[Gaston LeGume @NoneLikeGaston]

No one throbs like Gaston
There's no knob like Gaston's
No-one kneels down and gives a blow job like Gaston