Helen Green

Designer, sketch writer, mother of dragon plants. Co-chair of @TheLCW

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

#Edinburgh people! If you love #comedy, #statistics and/or #buffy, you MUST see @BenGLC's amazing show at @B_Labyrinth this Saturday. So smart, so funny. No knowledge of Buffy required (I have very little). He just sold out @museumofcomedy, so be quick! https://t.co/51OEUKwvkz

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@ModernSkirt Horse ❤

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@ModernSkirt Just, what?? 🤯

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@HelenRG4 This warms my cockles, funny lady 👏👏👏

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@KulvinderGill @TheLCW @HelenRG4 That was my first ever meeting!

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@JoannaTilley (Showing off my new football acumen from watching MoTD at Dad's last night, but now bailing out quickly)

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@JoannaTilley *best football voice* That lad Brentford bought from Posh is very, very good 🤩

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@OddieStunt You were inside it, weren't you?

[Joe Bates @joebatesss]

Oh shit just over a week until JOE BATES SPEAKS TRUTH TO POWER TOOLS comes to Edinburgh!

It's a comedy journey through one man's madcap life: you can find out which man by coming along to the show.

Big thx to the brilliant @NoneMoreGreen for this amazing flyer!

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@Scriblit @mmaarrow Series IV for me too. I'd do that entire 'it's a white hole' scene to literally anyone who'd listen. I did a pretty mean Kryton for a 12 year old girl 🤣

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@Cockleonius I love We Are Dorothy, they're so damn clever. I've got their song street map and London Astoria screenprint 💔

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

So much love for @Tesco Borough High Street tonight for reuniting this drunken idiot with her phone after closing time. Thank you ❤❤❤

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@ksclark @The_Fence_Mag @_F_B_G_ Hahaha, was that with James? I think Imperial should get some kind of commission from Janet's. It's like Wong Kei, people go for the experience.

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@pageantmalarkey Any Scottish yodelling accordionists with fewer fonts available?

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@NellyDogman @Cockleonius Ah! That was my prediction before I clicked through 😄

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@PunLovinLad Yeah we sang that 🤣

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@RachelIFenwick @anactorre Ah thanks Rachel ❤ I'm not taking on any freelance but really appreciate the thought x

[Joe Bates @joebatesss]

I'm hosting the inaugural Good Humour Comedy Club this Wednesday! Yessss. 7 top acts headlined by the irrepressible @thatlaurasmyth, all raising money for the brilliant @LRMNetwork. Free entry, you can reserve a seat online here https://t.co/763CndZejD

[Waterstones Crouch End @WaterstonesN8]

Thank you @_elilee for popping in and talking to us about your amazing book A Strange and Brilliant Light 😍 A riveting literary novel exploring the impact of the AI revolution through the eyes of three very different young women - a must read for Margaret Atwood fans!

[Helen Green @NoneMoreGreen]

@JoannaTilley 😅 I need to know how this happens... just in case. I hope everything else is going well x