president jojo

they are not the hell your whales

[TAHK0 ☕️ @TAHK0]

has anyone tried just calling and asking

[yehu ✡︎ @comicyehu]

If Trump is dead, the worst person you know is gonna post “guys we shouldnt celebrate anyone’s death💔💔 #jesussaves” tomorrow

[Did Donald Trump Die Today? @DidDTrumpDie]

Yeah he likely died LOL

[maybe: clare @clur19]

man if twitter is this fun when the pope gets chosen, imagine what it’ll be like when IT™️ happens

[president jojo @NonePizza]

we need a pope with an onlyfans

[president jojo @NonePizza]

i got to meet THE @LeftBeef irl

[president jojo @NonePizza]

“There are so many apps for moms, where are all the apps for uncles?” - Rob

[lu @ultraredglow]

baby that’s katya

[president jojo @NonePizza]

im doing mandatory harassment training for work and they required me to click a link for the US Dept of Education’s Office of Civil Rights. pls tell me why the federal government deleted it!!!!!

[anna @ikeaduvet]

what i want for lunch doesn’t exist yet

[president jojo @NonePizza]

@LeftBeef me, the person who isn’t leaving the bathroom:

[Ricky !! | kaimane bff truther @Rikashaymin]

September 30th October 1st

[☆ hannah ☆ @hannahcroteau]

i just know the tv didn’t do chappell’s production justice because LOOK AT THIS

[You are in love ⚢ ミ☆ @coochielor13]

Moderator: let’s stay on subject

Trump: