Nonni

[Nonni @NonniStockman]

Girls that say “I’m gonna make a great wife one day” all because they make boxed mac & cheese and frozen chicken tenders get on my nerves. With that logic, my 15 year old brother will make a great wife one day.

[kk 🌞 @cutiegurlk8]

type of shit u start noticing when u have no cell service in the tunnels

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

my coping mechanism is touching my necklace for some sort of support

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’d be such a bad lawyer bc i’d be listening to the other side and go wait teaa i never looked at it that way before

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

JD vance is sweating

[not so hourly haaland 𐙚 @hourlyerling]

the fact they’re using haaland to explain menstrual cycle phases to men is sending me

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

Zohran is doing WHAT to Trump?!?!?!?!?

[fefa!!𝜗ৎ @ffefaa14]

eu quando olho demais pra uma foto que vou postar

[anum @anumunana]

texting my niece 😭😭😭

[Flo | Side-Straddling Life Itself @MagnafoxOdyssey]

This has always been really clever to me. Of course a mechanic's garage would be a spa bath place for a robot.

[cigarette @yolotruther]

oh here comes the mysterious $2.11 apple bill on my credit card

[realeaterforever @realeater4ever]

This the dude driving in front of you when your 20 minutes late to work

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[T @dfwtee_]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

i like wearing low cut shirts because i like staring at my own tits

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Someone asked which state has the WORST men… this girl gone say “the United” 😭😭😭

[gel @ttpdfc]

jack off all trades masturbate to none

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m just fucking with you my liege

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I don't give a rat's ass is definitely a top 3 white people saying of all time. Like who cooked that shit up

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Maybe Mitch McConnell is secretly taping "The Masked Singer." We don't know.