Lasanyaaaaa

24M | he/him | NSFW
MDNI! | jorking | Texas yeehaw | virgin loser tbh

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

May go back to nsfw thought posting. Oomfs and moots I got after I toned it down, apologies. Understand if you unfollow. Very valid

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

Even worse when it's to do something I was actively about to do with said friend. I get the partner comes first but fuck man. Time after time I'm left at the wayside like a loser. Fuck me I guess. I'm not worth a damn

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

Can plans with people just work out once? Week after week people flake out, don't say a word, or suddenly make new plans and I'm sitting here just wanting to hang out. I've got nothing interesting going on in my life and only have 1 thing I look forward to and it never happens

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

Just once I want something to work out. Talking about d&d with this but it's not even just that. Only person in the friend group who's alone so I make plans with buddies and then right when we are gonna start, their SO has new out of nowhere plans so there they go.

[✰ Joshua Rosfield CANT TWEET RN ✰ @vergilesbian]

OH MY GOD ALBERT WESKER RETURNS 2027 MY PUSSY IS WET

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

@kvwviiju Im sorry. The what now?

[d @dnnhkd]

first date idea
i show you my bookmarked videos and you choose one for us to recreate

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

@Hazeludw Meh

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

@90smiau Him*

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

@90smiau Gatherer trump makes it sound like there are different kinds of hom like the smurfs. Little tiny orange guys whose names are what they do. Maybe Biden is their gargamel?

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

Bit worried about an earlier convo. Sorry for vague posting

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

Damn

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

Have this but with anyone I talk to. Like I feel so invisible and unimportant alot of the time. Feels weird if someone says stuff like that to me. Sometimes feel like I don't even deserve it. That weird?

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone's life? A coworker can be like "I've missed seeing you" and I'm just like "???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? Wh a t? ? ?"

[anny :p @pxiegf]

me horny tweeting in the tl doesn’t mean i wanna be horny with you

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

Facts

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

“Don’t reply too fast.” “Don’t look desperate.” Don’t do this, don’t do that. That’s just who I am.

I’m an adult, please. If I have to fake my personality just to make someone interested in me, then I’m no longer interested. I like being myself, authentically and without holding back.

I replied quickly because I’m not doing anything at the moment, and I appreciate someone who wants to talk. You’re free to think whatever you want about me.

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

Bro fuck epic the musical. I decided to listen to Would you fall in love with me again. Worst mistake of my life. Song always makes me cry. Maaaaaaaaan wtf. Anyway great song

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

Anyone I suck ass. Got bronze 1. Fairly certain I should be silver but hard to tank when the support is on the other side of the map on a fucking goose chase. 3 games in a row btw. I don't understand

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

don't wanna be the guy that blames his team. But if a gorilla jumps behind you, 99ft away, maybe don't have both dps and both support chase him down leaving the tank on the payload. Don't think the gorilla is worth everyone. Same for genji. Anyone really. Not all of us need to go

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

I love ray so much. He's hilarious

[Lasanyaaaaa @NonyaSimping]

@rottedbrainz Be even more cryptic. Just a date and a random string of letters, numbers, and symbols under it that look like they need a cipher but it's just gibberish