Suraj Kumar

Studies at AMU, Aligarh
Only here for MEMES

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

@MoCA_GoI We have already shared it with you in dm but still we don't have any reply or update.

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

@AnkitPa09447527 @flyspicejet @DGCAIndia @MoCA_GoI What is this even? Am I supposed go on trek and trek without my trekking gears? Or wait for a week here in Manali to get the bag and then start the trek and bear the expenses of fooding & lodging all at my own for a week for an issue for which only @flyspicejet is responsible???

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

@AnkitPa09447527 @flyspicejet @DGCAIndia @MoCA_GoI @flyspicejet your customer support seems pathetic! And still no update on our issue! And still not answering to our calls!!!
@MoCA_GoI please look into this! This is really a mental harassment at this point!!!
Now they are saying this will take a week to deliver to Manali!

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

@AnkitPa09447527 @flyspicejet @DGCAIndia @MoCA_GoI @flyspicejet your customer support seems pathetic! And still no update on our issue! And still not answering to our calls!!!
@MoCA_GoI please look into this! This is really a mental harassment at this point!!!
Now they are saying this will take a week to deliver to Manali!

[Ankit Paul @AnkitPa09447527]

@flyspicejet @DGCAIndia @MoCA_GoI This is a complete mental harassment & incompetence by @flyspicejet
please acknowledge this urgently @DGCAIndia @MoCA_GoI

[Ankit Paul @AnkitPa09447527]

@flyspicejet @DGCAIndia @MoCA_GoI

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

for those classmates who have been effected by covid. I hope for everyone's good health
#CancelAMUExams
#SayNoToExamsInPandemic
#COVID19
#COVIDSecondWave
@AMUofficialPRO
@ProfTariqManso1

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

Aren't AMU staff aware of the conditions that are so bad right now that many of our classmates are either positive or their family members.. so at this point of time they need mental support so we request AMU staff to cancel the exams right now, it will be a huge relief

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

When the peak phase of Covid 19 has been through where health is utmost important for a person and health here doesn't just means physical health rather mental health too so why the administration want students to be through stress...

#CancelAMUExams
#SayNoToExamsInPandemic

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

Bikers after crossing heavy traffic by narrow spaces between cars

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

Crush: I like rich guys
Me: Lmao bitch😈

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

Fuck permanent relationships...
Hold my hands and I will be ur happiness without commitments...

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

Ghost hunting with friends is really a great idea until the ghost starts hunting....

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

Online class going on*
Teacher: If u hv any questions u can please ask!
Me: Sir wo piche me aapki beti thi kya

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

This is the only person who can make dhinchak pooja melodious
#yashrajmukhate

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

Bahut bheed thi unke dil mai,
Hum v udhar Hatt madarchod bolke ghuss gye...

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

Sometimes I get depressed, so I call my best friend & then we both get depressed 😬

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

While I was a noob in PUBG,
She was Pro in playing Mind Games...

[Suraj Kumar @NoobMemer3]

Every parents' solution to "Bigda hua Londa" in India is:
"Ab iski shaadi karwa dete hain, tabhi yeh sudhar sakta hai!!!"
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(Copied from Stand ups)