Noodle-Phoria

Your daily reporting on whether or not Noodles the Pug has bones. Owner: @Kevbino2 Follow @jongraz for your ethically sourced pug based divination

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@WildcatLizzieRN I’m not noodles owner I’m just some guy

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Uh I should probably deactivate this account now shouldn’t I

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No bones to any Taylor swift ticket scalpers

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Taylor swift and Carly Rae Jepson you will always have bones. Meghan trainor you are on thin ice

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@debbieloveseggs Probably good idk

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I love having this account because the noodle train has completely left the station and the internet forgot about him, so I just come here to shit post once every other week and make a dumb joke usually directed at celebrities I hate

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Taylor swift you will always have bones

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Ned from try guys is having his bones forcibly removed

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I think I’m gonna keep posting here until I get a cease and desist

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No bones day for a special someone

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Noodles is very tired, go back to sleep

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I have no idea if today is my birthday or not I just saw a tweet about it and took it at face value

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Happy birthday to me, America’s favorite pug

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BREAKING: Noodles the Pug has been indicted in connection to Jan 6th

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Noodles the pug says that the far right Supreme Court justices do not deserve bones

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Lying is the most fun a pug can have without removing his bones

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Yes you can stop asking, I was one of the TikTokkers briefed on the ukraine situation

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I swear to god the moment I see any of y’all say “Putin should never have a bones day again!!!” “All of ukraine gets a bones day!(:” or “Zelensky deserves infinite bones days!” Is the moment I find noodles and sic him on y’all. Don’t do that corny shit, especially about a war.