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She/They in the bay//social anxiety sleepyhead

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An inkling is a baby squid

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Fred admiring my godlike dexterity as I put clean pillowcases back on the pillows.

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The French term for potato is just “Apple of the earth” and I think that’s beautiful.

#Francophile #worldbuilding #simarillion

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You like apples? How ‘bout they/them apples?

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Imaginal penetration

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You gotta fight to live another day… to live to fight another day.
OR
You gotta live to fight another day… to fight to live…another day.

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#AnusLupus

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I am frequently at the mercy of a tiny canine anus
(can’t leave until my dog poops)

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Hey off the treadmill and sink into the hedonic hot tub

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The difference between seals and sea lions is simple. Seals are cats and sea lions are dogs.

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I can’t explain it but the word smithereens is queer coded. [threatening]

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When I mirror people and they tell me I seem cool

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The most important question to ask yourself when selecting a bottle of wine is: Can I do a silly little bit with this?

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Flawless, lawless, and usually braless 💁

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Assigned fabulous at birth

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My other car is a landslide

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Pride & Punishment

Crime & Prejudice

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Going to the dream world, you need anything? Hotdog buns, is it okay if they fly? Okay, you got it.

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I’d catch THEIR drift, if ya catch my drift
#wolfwhistle

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Encouragement ring