asher aaheru

100 bad days make 100 good stories, 100 good stories make me interesting at parties | Asher Aaheru | 27 | NB/Pan | He/They | MV OC | Icon by:

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

What do you guys think about my new jizzard hat (jean wizard hat)

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

you didn’t “burn your food” you MADE ash out of what used to be food and that’s something to be proud of

[Loppy Rae @ Hurtsies are Live! @LoppyRae]

Relationship Advice #135: If your partner isn’t paying attention to you, simply microwave a fork for 15 seconds. It’s quick, easy, and efficient.

[gem #VOTEHARROW @gemahtreeuhh]

WHO SAID I CANT COOK 🧑‍🍳💥💥‼️‼️

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(my wife, scolding me in the drive thru) one of these days they’re actually going to give you 20,000 mild taco sauce packets. and then what? You don’t think about the consequences of your actions

[N @dearvotion]

All i can do is desire....

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

@AstraIWings /Very gently leaning and draping his arms loosely over your shoulders, using the height difference as a tool. Your hair makes for a very cozy place to rest the side of his face.

I dunno, the Joice is yours, but I gotta admit, I'd be a lil sad if I couldn't have my One Jobject...

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

//Trying to acclimate to drawing AC but my art style's changed SO MUCH since the last time I drew him 😭

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

@AstraIWings 😍🤩AAA!!! You're the best n I love you too!! Ooo what thing t' PICK, there's so many JOICES (Jean Choices)

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

The Jouch™

[Wasted Water Pipes @PeaceRoseShephe]

A hit from the jong on the jofa would cure me

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

@AstraIWings @puinnseanachadh //My Bill characterization was so on point back in the day honestly

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

//Bill cipher's dating tips genuinely worked for AC. He got Princy

[gastt Fashion @gastt_fashion]

‘Dragon Chic’ Heels by Alona Sobolevska.

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

At long last

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

@AstraIWings Can I install the torment toilet Princy

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

@AstraIWings Y'don't like the snoots??

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

@AstraIWings Well, I'm not a *Single* person, Princy, I have you n ya even agreed to marry me 😉

What would YOU put in the 175-pocket jacket? 👁️

[asher aaheru @NoodleEnby]

@AstraIWings I have powers you couldn't comprehend, Princy 😈

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

What would you keep in the 175 pocket jacket?