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Just a friendly reminder it's school bus season. Please slow down #KeepOurLittlePeopleSafe

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Solid day today. So happy and appreciative people r noticing my gains. It's not easy. Couple trips a day to McDonalds, couple bags of chips few Choc bars.. #SpareNoExpense #HugeGains #AllAboutGrowingAsAPerson

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Nice to see Brandon Gormley named to the Canadian Olympic team. I taught him everything he knows when i ran the D for team PEI U15 #URWelcome

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Shout out to my good buddy and doppelganger Brucie Boudreau on the great start in Vancouver #RightTheShip

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@CornfieldKraken @JohnathanKorkie @KartikRohin @thgofyoutube Ya super tough to do that as RFA's he gave them Leaf type cap killing money but was saved by Seabrook LTIR

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@JohnathanKorkie @KartikRohin @thgofyoutube Why?? Bowman didnt draft hom or build the cup teams.. dave tallon did all that then was fired. Bowman moves in and takes the glory. Now he can deal with his complacency and be banned from hockey

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Boy oh boy I enjoyed our trip to Cabot last week. Great golf , great friends and great food. Had the best #StripLoan steak ever. I really think #StripLoan is the best cut #StripLoin #StripLoan #Nookerism #Loans4Strippers

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I tweeted a very serious issue a few days ago. I dunno why no one took me serious. I put 3 explanation marks after my statement. That means it is serious. #ExclamationMark #Nookerism

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I'll see you 3 more times in my life. At your wedding, your divorce and at MY funeral.. oh wait now thats impossible.. YOUR funeral #Nookerism #LookingDownFromAbove

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Laying some boxing day wagers.. the boys picking a horse at 5-2 im taking 7-2 horse cause 7-2 is better than 5-2 #MathIsHard #ILikeFractions #Nookerism

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Looks like after all these yrs #Nookerisms was actually a thing #Malaphors

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Just arrived in Montreal. 12 hour trip basically drove half way around the world #24HourClock #Nookerism

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Tiger woods said he was on a 26 hour flight from Bahamas 2 Australia but that's impossible as we only have a 24hour clock #Nookerism #ImpossibleTravelSchedule

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With hockey season about to get underway I am looking to Hit the ice running with lots of #nookerisms #BrucieBoudreau

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Wasnt sure what to do so I folded. Thought Whiter might have an "Over Pair" #AceOnBoard #Nookerism

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"Berry Blasts were on sale....6 for $16.....I bought 64 of them" the math sound right??? 64/6 = 10.66 #NicePackaging #Recycle #Nookerism

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No explanation needed #Nookerism #ScrabbleChampion #CantSpell

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You miss 99% of the shots you dont take.. umm i dont think thats correct #Nookerism

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Just got off the phone with da wife. I asked are u in "Downtown Chile" she says ummm its a country u idiot #Nookerism #WorldMapForXmas

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Is that the girl you use to google in the pool?? I mean goggle... ummm No u mean oggle!!! #Nookerism